You know what I need to do next year for Yuletide?

[apocalypsos]

There's a request on the list that just says, "RPF-Misc. Actors." Nothing else. And while a visit to the Dear Santa letter tells exactly which actors they want, all I could think when I saw it was, "OMG HARDCORE CRACK." I'm going to ask for that category next year and just say, "Pick whoever you want and write the crackiest idea that comes into your head. David Hasselhoff is secretly a magician! Paris, Lindsay and Britney are secretly Charlie's Angels! Ryan Seacrest is a giant chicken! Go nuts! WOOHOO."

And now I'm watching I Love the 80s and they just showed the trailer for Cloverfield and you know what? I've realized that I *adore* the situations JJ Abrams puts his characters in -- plane crash, giant monster attacking New York, soooo my type of shit -- and HAAAAATE the backstories. The more I read about the mythology behind Cloverfield, the more I don't want to go see it, which takes a lot when you're blowing shit up.

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[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Aww, I wish there were no details. The blank one makes it way more hilarious. David Hasselhoff was definitely my pick for it, although I'd have wanted to talk to my uncle first to get something hilarious on him to stick in as he went to high school with him.

Oh well, I hope when the archive opens, I'll discover that some brave person wrote something cracky without looking at the person's LJ for the letter.

I'm on my fourth stocking stuffer/treat/whatever. I should stop.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I totally was going to do the Charlie's Angels thing. It probably would have been the only other stocking stuffer I did today but I would have LOVED it.

I kind of feel sorry for the chick. You just know that anybody who did check her Dear Santa and saw that comment was sorely disappointed she didn't want free-rein crack.

I had to sleep this morning after work, but I'm taking a shower, packing up my crap, and going to my mom's house and then I can write stocking stuffers ALL DAY. \o/

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

You know, Paris, Lindsay, and Britney would be Charlie's Angels on crack much more literally than I give it credit for.

I only feel sorry for her if she doesn't have a sense of humor. Even if I'd put that down and meant specific actors but screwed it up, I would gladly accept lots of crack stories by mistake.