Oh, it's all about YOU, isn't it?

[apocalypsos]

Me: *sets up pilates mat*
Otis: "Ooo, ooo, what's this?!" *spazzes out*
Me: *tries to do what the video tells me to*
Otis: "Ooo, ooo, Mommy's on the floor! I know what that means!" *flops down on floor next to me to be petted*
Me: *keeps exercising*
Otis: *sadface* "But, Mommy, you're supposed to pet me!"
Me: *keeps exercising*
Otis: *gets up, jumps up on my tummy, purrs and rubs my face* "NO! PET NOW, PET NOW!"
Me: *sighs, gives up, pets the hell out of him*

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[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

My cat does this without fail when I'm down for push-ups and sit-ups.

He's just also fifteen pounds.

When I get to the point where I can snuggle him WHILE doing my sit-ups, it is going to fuck his shit UP. "AAAAH MOMMY MOMMY WHERE ARE WE GOING AAAAAAAAH I'M SO CONFUSED AAAAAH"