Heeeeee.

[apocalypsos]

I put on the Spook Show Radio station (all the scary music) on AOL Radio and was just listening to it while getting ready to write. Then somebody came on reading a kids' scary story and I said, "When did Eddie Izzard do an audio book in his James Mason voice?"

No, that was actually James Mason. HA. Bwahahaha. Heh.

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The TwiMoms are sending white chess pieces to EW to get the magazine to reverse their D rating for Breaking Dawn.

Yeah, I can't even. I just. I can't stop giggling at that.

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Ricky Martin has twin boys via a surrogate mother.

You know when that story came out about Clay Aiken being a dad with an older woman who was artificially inseminated? And how we all kind of sat round saying, "Okay, sure, straight guys do that all that time. Uh-huh. Totally"?

I mean, cheers to Ricky Martin and all, but ... yeah.

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[deathbymutation.livejournal.com]

TwiMoms are stupid pervs. You know one of them actually asked Robert Pattinson what type of underwear he wore at comic con. WTF, inappropriate!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

TwiMoms are fucking creepy, dude. They can't take a joke or an insult worth a damn. And I thought my mom had her shameful moments. Hell, I'd prefer the antics my cousin and mom get into over that sort of rudeness.

[wrenlet.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, when I first read about Clay I wondered if she was inseminated but I didn't see it confirmed anywhere (i.e., my attention span snapped before the story got expanded to more than a blurb).

HAH.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, I think they pretty much just said, "Well, fuck it," and figured blunt honesty was the best policy. And really, yay for the both of them, because from the way the situation sounded, she was getting older and wanted a baby and he was more than happy to give her one, and that's one kid who's definitely wanted, regardless of the details of the conception.

But STILL.

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

The TwiMoms are sending white chess pieces to EW to get the magazine to reverse their D rating for Breaking Dawn.

*Boggles* And what scares me is these are supposed to be adult.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't even get it. Do they seriously think they're going to get EW to say, "You know that D review of Breaking Dawn we printed? We'd like to retract that. It turns out that the reviewer really liked it and just didn't know it until we got all those chess pieces in the mail!"?

Actually, no, I would swear my undying love to them if they printed exactly that. It'd be BRILLIANT.

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

I think I would have to frame that retraction.:)