This icon beat out the most obvious choice because HAAAAAATE.

[apocalypsos]

Per FW, Stephenie Meyer has posted Breaking Dawn FAQs to her website.

Now, on to the "how is this possible?" question. First of all, of course it's not possible. None of this story is possible. It's a fantasy story about creatures that don't actually exist. Within the context of the fantasy, however, this is how it works...

WORLDBUILDING FAIL.

GAH. *growls*

Comments

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

I thought about getting annoyed at this woman, then I read the FAQ and realized just how idiotic she sounds. And then I pointed and laughed.

I mean, sparkly greased-up vampires. That will never cease to be funny. Ever.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I loved how people asked her about how a vampire could have a baby with a human and she gave some bullshit answers with, "Well, I didn't study biology, teehee!"

LEARN, you vacuous twit.

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

So, if a vampire has 25 chromosomes (so they have Down's syndrome, WTF?) and a human has 23, then the baby has 24! Right?

Right?

How does one magically acquire chromosomes anyway?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I still don't get why she even tried to resort to biological explanations anyway when, "It's magic!" works just fine.

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

Well, where she fails there is the fact that she doesn't like to do research. If you're trying to inject logic into something, it miiiiight be a good idea to have some concrete facts to back it up. Saves us on a bunch of WTF-ery in the long run.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there is that. *sigh*

Does your mental image of SMeyer look like mine anymore, with the back of one hand permanently attached to her forehead so she can more easily swoon?

[azzinita.livejournal.com]

Now I have a mental image of her decked out like Scarlett O'Hara typing away at a computer.

"Uh-oh, Mommy's got the wig on, we can't bother her..."