This is by far my new favorite thing on the planet.

[apocalypsos]

That completely makes up for reading that women hate Sarah Palin because we're all just catty bitches.

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[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

I want to be the first to say that I want to have Stephen Hawking's genius babies...

*loves loves loves*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I love that man, I swear to God. Only Stephen Hawking could just blatantly say, "Dude, I can't shit by myself and I can still talk about quantum physics using a computer! What the FUCK is your excuse?!"

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

I loved that part, too.

"Hey John, email me while you can still wipe your own ass!"