Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

[apocalypsos]

I stopped at my parents's house before I came home from work.

Mom: Ooo, there's a new House tonight.
Me: He's so your backup crush just in case you can't have sex with Gil Grissom, isn't he?
Mom: Why can't I just have a menage-a-troi with both of them?
Me: ... okay, tell you what, you can have them if I can have both of the guys from Supernatural.
Bryan: Only if I can have Megan Fox.
Me: I think that's fair.

If you'll excuse us, my entire family is going to be off having sex with famous people.

Comments

[slash-freak-oz.livejournal.com]

I know I've never commented before but this just made me piss myself.. not literally thankfully!

[allthelivesofme.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[hiddenw.livejournal.com]

I fully approve of everyone's taste. Except Bryan's.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, he's twenty-two. His tastes are always a little sketchy. :)

[darcydodo]

Why can't I just have a menage-a-troi

I love that you spelled it the Star Trek way. :)