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[apocalypsos]

Weird thought ... I was jumping from LJ to LJ just killing time this morning and in one of 'em in a discussion of the shiny new Supreme Court decision was the phrase "homosexual agenda." And maybe it's just the time of day or it's just me or something, but what's so special about the homosexual agenda? Seriously, it's just the heterosexual agenda, but with the body parts switched around. Sheesh.

(I think one of the main differences between the heterosexual and homosexual agendas is that in the homosexual agenda is, "Be more fun at parties than everybody else," while in the heterosexual agenda is, "Dance like someone being poked with a cattle prod.")

Hmm. Maybe going back to sleep would be a good option. Even if it means missing "Monk."

Comments

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

The homosexual agenda includes getting everybody to dress better and have good hair. Also, people should experiment sexually in the name of having more fun.

It is, of course, evil, and must be stopped.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yes. Horribly, terribly evil. Let's put a stop to it, post haste.

Oh, wait. For a second there, I thought we were talking about letting the mean, ugly, bigoted people reproduce. Never mind. :)

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Worst thing about mean, ugly, bigoted people? They're actually more likely to reproduce, and also to indoctrinate their offspring with their twisted value systems.

Tragic, but true.

[mice.livejournal.com]

Yes, how dare they try to make us wear matching socks and dance on the rhythm?

For more about the homosexual agenda, visit The Tradictional Values Coalition...if you thought slash writers could spot gay a thousand miles away...