"Make Me A Supermodel"

[apocalypsos]

-- Okay, I officially hate Amanda, because that thing she said about her kid was appalling.
-- "There's no way to sugarcoat that. His testicles are bleeding." Oh, Branden, you.
-- GOOD LORD NEKKID JONATHAN. Oh, Jonathan's incredibly lucky wife.
-- Mountaha's got a lovely cello shape to her back.
-- I'm really starting to feel a kinship with Jordan this episode because Amanda calling Salome the "biggest" girl was, whether it's true or not, a douchey move.
-- Oh, God, I'm going to lose Branden, too, aren't I? *wibbles*
-- Everything that Sandhurst says about his body is smug as hell, comedy gold AND absolutely true.
-- Jordan's first shot was lovely.
-- Aw, Branden. AWWWWW. Stop giving him loser edit, show! *throws things at TV*
-- God, Amanda, SHUT UP.
-- Ha, ha! Amanda lost! Now she can go cry in her beer or whatever.
-- I loved that red piece they modeled on at Vitra.
-- Aw, Jonathan. It's okay to owe somebody a little at a time like this.
-- Butterflies! What thirteen-year-old girl came up with this? HEE.
-- Ugh, Amanda, SHUT UP.
-- I could happily sit and listen to Jonathan tell me how wonderful his wife and kid are FOREVER.
-- Amanda's ribs look gross in her photo.
-- YAY, SALOME! You tell 'em. \o/
-- For crying out loud, I can't tell who's good and who's bad this week.
-- Yay for Sandhurst!
-- OH GOOD FUCKING LORD BRANDEN AND AMANDA?! GYAH.
-- *covers eyes*
-- ... THANK FUCK. I couldn't lose my favorite two weeks in a row, goddamn it.
-- Next week: Everybody cries! Especially Branden! Aw, baby, need a hug? 'Cause I can TOTALLY do that.

Comments

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Amanda needs to GO.... and please, please lose her stupid, trampy ass before Brendan. PLEASE. He's trying so hard.

Salome did well, I thought, though I feel bad for Mountaha with her legs.

Go to hell, Amanda. PLEASE.

And Sandhurst is KILLING me.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I want to eat Sandhurst ALIVE. Everything he said was both hilarious and TRUE.

Ugh, why couldn't Amanda have done worse? *makes face*

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

As long as Branden looks as awesome in that last pic as he did, I think he might make it yet. GOD I hope he makes it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor worried Branden. *smishes him*

"The truth is the truth ... okay, maybe that's a little conceited." BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Ohgod Jonathannooooooo.

And oh Sandhurst. It doesn't SEEM conceited coming from him, is the sad part. *snickers*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, Jonathan. *worries*

I want a Sandhurst of my very own. Hilarious and handsome? Yes, one please!

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

I now want a t-shirt that says 'Amanda Shut Up'

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That one and "Jordan Shut Up" would probably sell the hell out.

Aw, Jonathan.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

At this point, I'm willing to put up with Jordan, if it means Amanda will GO.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Seriously. And hell, if Amanda leaves, Jordan won't have anything to talk about, so.

Oh, Amanda. I hope it's LOTS of spiders. Heh.

[angels3.livejournal.com]

Amanda is a whiny bitch.

I want Jonathan he's so yummy.

I love Sanhurst, he's funny. Especially about Branden's testicles.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm finally starting to see what Jordan wants to shove her off a cliff.

Aw, Branden. AWWWWW.

[angels3.livejournal.com]

Jordan tends to get on my nerves. I like Salohme and the fact that she just blew by Amanda after he comment was funny.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I normally dislike Jordan intensely just because she harps on Amanda intensely, but Amanda's starting to live up to it in spades.

I think I love Salome for calling Jordan on it just now. Heh.

[angels3.livejournal.com]

Lord knows Jonathan has worked his.... okay not his ass since we saw that beautiful piece of body but he's worked hard. I really hope he wins.

I love Sandhursts asthetic too.

Telling Jordan she's annoying too was the bomb. *snickers*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The thing is, Jonathan could probably drop the show right now and go home and get modeling jobs galore just from being on the show. He doesn't even need to win at this point. I'm rooting for him because it certainly sounds like he could use it, but he's one hell of a model already, so. *shrugs*

Sandhurst has a wonderful aesthetic. The nekkid shot of him was phenomenal.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Oh god, Branden. Don't do the Gabriel face. DOn't do the Gabriel face. PLEASE....

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers*

God, looking at the photo of Amanda's shoot, you can count her ribs. Ew.

GO SALOME. \o/

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I can't tell who's going to go.

PLEASE let it be Amanda, although I'll settle for Jordan.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Just as long as we get to keep Branden, Sandhurst, and Jonathan, I'll be happy. We can lose the others. I would be okay with that.

[dhaunea.livejournal.com]

PLEASE LET IT BE AMANDA! Goddamn it. She's a one note wonder and we've HAD it!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

It doesn't suck, Amanda! Everybody else is THRILLED.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Goodbyeeeeeeeee Amandaaaaaaaa!

\o/

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

NA NA NA NAAAA, NA NA NA NAAAAAA, HEY HEY HEEEEEY, GOOOOODBYYYYYYYYEEEE.

Ahem.

... don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, Amanda. *waves*

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

I don't watch the show, though at this rate, I might scrounge youtube for it, but is Brenden you beloved stick-figure clark kent?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

No, unfortunately, my Stick Figure Clark Kent got bumped off last week. *pouts*

Branden's the lovable douchebag who started off a smug sexist asshat and has kinda melted into this sweet little puppy. And we get to keep him! At least for another week. *crosses fingers*