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tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2009-05-06 10:06 pm

"Make Me A Supermodel"

-- Okay, I officially hate Amanda, because that thing she said about her kid was appalling.
-- "There's no way to sugarcoat that. His testicles are bleeding." Oh, Branden, you.
-- GOOD LORD NEKKID JONATHAN. Oh, Jonathan's incredibly lucky wife.
-- Mountaha's got a lovely cello shape to her back.
-- I'm really starting to feel a kinship with Jordan this episode because Amanda calling Salome the "biggest" girl was, whether it's true or not, a douchey move.
-- Oh, God, I'm going to lose Branden, too, aren't I? *wibbles*
-- Everything that Sandhurst says about his body is smug as hell, comedy gold AND absolutely true.
-- Jordan's first shot was lovely.
-- Aw, Branden. AWWWWW. Stop giving him loser edit, show! *throws things at TV*
-- God, Amanda, SHUT UP.
-- Ha, ha! Amanda lost! Now she can go cry in her beer or whatever.
-- I loved that red piece they modeled on at Vitra.
-- Aw, Jonathan. It's okay to owe somebody a little at a time like this.
-- Butterflies! What thirteen-year-old girl came up with this? HEE.
-- Ugh, Amanda, SHUT UP.
-- I could happily sit and listen to Jonathan tell me how wonderful his wife and kid are FOREVER.
-- Amanda's ribs look gross in her photo.
-- YAY, SALOME! You tell 'em. \o/
-- For crying out loud, I can't tell who's good and who's bad this week.
-- Yay for Sandhurst!
-- OH GOOD FUCKING LORD BRANDEN AND AMANDA?! GYAH.
-- *covers eyes*
-- ... THANK FUCK. I couldn't lose my favorite two weeks in a row, goddamn it.
-- Next week: Everybody cries! Especially Branden! Aw, baby, need a hug? 'Cause I can TOTALLY do that.

[identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
As long as Branden looks as awesome in that last pic as he did, I think he might make it yet. GOD I hope he makes it.

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, poor worried Branden. *smishes him*

"The truth is the truth ... okay, maybe that's a little conceited." BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

[identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ohgod Jonathannooooooo.

And oh Sandhurst. It doesn't SEEM conceited coming from him, is the sad part. *snickers*

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, Jonathan. *worries*

I want a Sandhurst of my very own. Hilarious and handsome? Yes, one please!

[identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I now want a t-shirt that says 'Amanda Shut Up'

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
That one and "Jordan Shut Up" would probably sell the hell out.

Aw, Jonathan.

[identity profile] dhaunea.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
At this point, I'm willing to put up with Jordan, if it means Amanda will GO.

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2009-05-07 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously. And hell, if Amanda leaves, Jordan won't have anything to talk about, so.

Oh, Amanda. I hope it's LOTS of spiders. Heh.