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apocalypsos) wrote2004-02-03 10:09 pm
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Aw, jeez.
So
qnotku is a very, very bad person who put the idea of a story collage-type thingy for my novel in my head, so yesterday I started printing out photos to work from with the different characters and such.
Anyway, I had a nice little Jude Law photo to work from for one of the main characters when these pictures showed up, inciting my brain into a hummina-hummina-hummina litany. And suddenly, Jack perked up.
Jack: Hey, I want to look like that.
Me: No, I already decided --
Writing muse: Fuck what you decided. I want to curl up in his lap and make purring sounds.
Me: Oh, not you, too.
Jack: Hey, I never said anything about curling up in that guy's lap, but the ability to make women's underwear spontaneously combust can't be all bad.
Me: Except for the flaming crotch.
Jack: ... true enough.
Writing muse: You can't tell me your panties didn't burst into flames the second you saw that photo.
Me: Yes, I can.
Jack: That's because you weren't even wearing panties today.
Me: Oh, shut up.
So, anyway. Your sexy Orlando pictures. Give them to me. Now. (I know you have them, damn it. Pleeeeeeease? *innocent eyelash batting*)
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Anyway, I had a nice little Jude Law photo to work from for one of the main characters when these pictures showed up, inciting my brain into a hummina-hummina-hummina litany. And suddenly, Jack perked up.
Jack: Hey, I want to look like that.
Me: No, I already decided --
Writing muse: Fuck what you decided. I want to curl up in his lap and make purring sounds.
Me: Oh, not you, too.
Jack: Hey, I never said anything about curling up in that guy's lap, but the ability to make women's underwear spontaneously combust can't be all bad.
Me: Except for the flaming crotch.
Jack: ... true enough.
Writing muse: You can't tell me your panties didn't burst into flames the second you saw that photo.
Me: Yes, I can.
Jack: That's because you weren't even wearing panties today.
Me: Oh, shut up.
So, anyway. Your sexy Orlando pictures. Give them to me. Now. (I know you have them, damn it. Pleeeeeeease? *innocent eyelash batting*)
sort of a thanks for friending me back ;)
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Wow, I ought to become a parapsychologist so I can document this crap. :D
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