1. I...am kind of enjoying Sanjaya on this? I don't know, man. It's a trainwreck. Possibly the best part is Damien Fahey being all, "Oh my God, these people are retarded." Sometimes audibly.

2. I kind of love that we ended up with an hour of the Stephen Baldwin Blesses Spencer Pratt hour. WHAT? You cannot pay for entertainment like that. It has to happen naturally, like unicorns.

3. My favorite's still Lou Diamond Phillips. For the moment.