apocalypsos | Oh, for fuck's sake.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I just turned on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!.

I never thought I'd say this, but I feel like Janice Dickinson right now.

EDIT: I can't figure out why Spencer and Heidi's "act" is supposed to be entertaining. "Thank you for Young Guns"? Oh, my God, you guys. *headdesk*

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Not going to watch Earth: 2100 We're All Going To Die on ABC tonight?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA did LDP give them the Glare of Disdain for that one?

I don't know, I was too busy literally smacking my hand against my forehead to notice. ;)

1. I...am kind of enjoying Sanjaya on this? I don't know, man. It's a trainwreck. Possibly the best part is Damien Fahey being all, "Oh my God, these people are retarded." Sometimes audibly.

2. I kind of love that we ended up with an hour of the Stephen Baldwin Blesses Spencer Pratt hour. WHAT? You cannot pay for entertainment like that. It has to happen naturally, like unicorns.

3. My favorite's still Lou Diamond Phillips. For the moment.

1. I am finding Sanjaya adorable. Because, really, he's turning out to be one tough little fucker. I kinda want to reach through my TV, grab Spencer, and be like, "Dude, when Sanjaya is making you look like a pussy, you KNOW you're a worthless douchenozzle no matter what your fucking bank account holds."

2. I honestly felt like Janice Dickinson when that was going on. I was seriously sitting at home saying the exact same things she was, like, "Are you fucking kidding me? He's not even a goddamn priest! Oh, ffs, I need a drink."

I am also starting to get the impression that me and Frangela need to hang.

3. LDP is awesome and hopefully won't end up ruining the good feelings I have for him right now.

"Thank you for Young Guns." NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE SHIT.

1. "I'm just gonna pretend this is one of my mom's protein drinks." Then he drank the rest of it off the table. WHAT. You can't sing, Malakar, but I might have to buy you a drink at some point. Goddamn. (Although his hair is still atrocious.)

2. I didn't know douchey homophobic Baldwins could baptise people. I have missed out on a lot by not going to church on a regular basis since I was, like, nine.

3. "Thank you for Young Guns" is going up there with "I don't eat food in Brooklyn, okay?" and "I'm the ambassador for wool". Why is it all the crazies come out during the summer? Do they get work release or something?

I had no idea Frangela were going to be here.

They are AWESOME.

I also think that in some ways they are ringers for the production- their skill is hilarious extemp comedy- just what you need when you have limited time to deit the 'diary room" style commentary.

And i didn't think it was possible, but my view of Spencer and Heidi has shrunk lower.

And i didn't think it was possible, but my view of Spencer and Heidi has shrunk lower.

My favorite part of all of this is that the only thing -- the ONE thing -- that they were famous for before this was for a lesser-rated show that wasn't in primetime on one of the big three. Now they're getting a bigger audience and they decided to act even more repugnant. Just when you think there isn't farther down in the barrel, they scrape bottom and keep tunneling.

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