Oh, for fuck's sake.

[apocalypsos]

I just turned on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!.

I never thought I'd say this, but I feel like Janice Dickinson right now.

EDIT: I can't figure out why Spencer and Heidi's "act" is supposed to be entertaining. "Thank you for Young Guns"? Oh, my God, you guys. *headdesk*

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. I am finding Sanjaya adorable. Because, really, he's turning out to be one tough little fucker. I kinda want to reach through my TV, grab Spencer, and be like, "Dude, when Sanjaya is making you look like a pussy, you KNOW you're a worthless douchenozzle no matter what your fucking bank account holds."

2. I honestly felt like Janice Dickinson when that was going on. I was seriously sitting at home saying the exact same things she was, like, "Are you fucking kidding me? He's not even a goddamn priest! Oh, ffs, I need a drink."

I am also starting to get the impression that me and Frangela need to hang.

3. LDP is awesome and hopefully won't end up ruining the good feelings I have for him right now.

"Thank you for Young Guns." NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE SHIT.

[iphignia939.livejournal.com]

1. "I'm just gonna pretend this is one of my mom's protein drinks." Then he drank the rest of it off the table. WHAT. You can't sing, Malakar, but I might have to buy you a drink at some point. Goddamn. (Although his hair is still atrocious.)

2. I didn't know douchey homophobic Baldwins could baptise people. I have missed out on a lot by not going to church on a regular basis since I was, like, nine.

3. "Thank you for Young Guns" is going up there with "I don't eat food in Brooklyn, okay?" and "I'm the ambassador for wool". Why is it all the crazies come out during the summer? Do they get work release or something?