Oh, okay.

[apocalypsos]

And now Spencer and Heidi are staying on the show, and his sister and some other loser wandered around L.A. with blankets on their head to make it look like they'd come back, and really Spencer and his flesh-colored beard and Heidi and her dry shampoo are still out there, and just talking about them makes me feel like I'll give myself a raging STD if I keep it up.

In other news, I bought white-blond hair dye. HA. Ha, ha. Um.

Comments

[damnedfallacy.livejournal.com]

I actually had a nightmare about them last night. *shudder*

[iamza.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* They're like roaches. Once they're on a show, you can never get rid of them...

[popmusicjunkie.livejournal.com]

Can't they just go away for good already?

On one hand it makes for entertaining television.

On the other hand, I want to beat them with that stupid bottle of hairspray/dry shampoo/whatever the hell it is Heidi is obsessively spraying all over both of their heads.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

How do we know they aren't Sacha Baron Cohen in a blond wig and a Real Doll?