Um.

[apocalypsos]

I'm sitting alone on my couch in my pajamas, it's seven at night on a Wednesday, and I'm watching some true-crime documentary on A&E.

My mom just drunk-dialed me from Ocean City.

... when did my mom get a more fun social life than me?

EDIT: Oh, apparently she's drunk-dialed everyone on her phone and my dad had to take it away.

You guys, my MOM is on a drunk time-out. *headsmack*

Comments

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Heee.

There is nothing like Mom's on a drunk dial binge. Mine is only stopped by the fact she tends to take her hearing aids out when trashed, thus reducing her calling abilities.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

According to my dad, the story seems to go that my mom had two beers, a shot, and a handful of french fries, and now she and my cousin are stumbling around Seacrets being silly and loud while my dad and my cousin's husband lush-wrangle.

I broke out the Smirnoff. If my mother is drinking, than I should be too.

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

I admit I lol-ed at that because I cannot see my mother doing something like that. Even drunker than 4 Scots on a Friday/Saturday she is still so straight laced its sad.

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Snerrrrk!

[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious! I was gonna ask if your mom was at Seacrets cuz that's where my mom got drunk and called me from last time she was in OC. She was loving it. When did Seacrets become a hangout for the older crowd?

[paintmydays.livejournal.com]

I heard Ocean City is fun. Have you been there? I've been thinking on going for a day or two before the summer is over. I mean, I'm like 2 hours away. I can't not do it, right?