Um.

[apocalypsos]

I'm sitting alone on my couch in my pajamas, it's seven at night on a Wednesday, and I'm watching some true-crime documentary on A&E.

My mom just drunk-dialed me from Ocean City.

... when did my mom get a more fun social life than me?

EDIT: Oh, apparently she's drunk-dialed everyone on her phone and my dad had to take it away.

You guys, my MOM is on a drunk time-out. *headsmack*

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[cherrymmm.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious! I was gonna ask if your mom was at Seacrets cuz that's where my mom got drunk and called me from last time she was in OC. She was loving it. When did Seacrets become a hangout for the older crowd?