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[apocalypsos]

In case you were ever wondering whether or not the Split-Ender works, yes ... yes, it does. It sounds like a cheap vibrator, but it works like a charm. Between that and the hot oil, I've got shampoo-commercial hair. Whee!

And to those of you who already bought me stuff off my wish list, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! *bounces around the room, then proceeds to pounce the shopping people and shag away* (*squeals* And whoever bought me a copy of "The Stand", you get extra sex because dude, that's my favorite book and I sooooooo needed another copy. Every time I get one, people steal them on me. It would probably help if I stopped making them borrow it first. *nods solemnly*)

You know what I need to get today? I need to pick up a nice, durable black strappy tank top, a paintbrush, and some white acrylic paint and make myself a shirt that says, "What this planet needs is a good, old-fashioned apocalypse." With the "apocalypse" done up Buffy-style. Yes, I'm a psycho that wants the world to end in a calamity. But at least I admit it. :)

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[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't be such a restrained stick-in-the-mud. Share the knowledge of your booty. Tell us what you've got.

Requests the man who doesn't believe in credit cards, and who will stick by that excuse even under torture.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm getting Young Frankenstein, The Towering Inferno, The Poseidon Adventure (Doo-do-DOO! Superpriest!), The Stand, The Twilight Zone Companion, The Zombie Survival Guide, and volume 2 of the Complete Monty Python's Circus. Yay! Presents are fun. Because, of course, I am five.

However, no one's bought me the Segway yet. Damn. ;)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I don't have any presents, but I do enjoy reading your journal, so...

I am the Valentine Fairy! You have been

[akacat]

people steal them on me. It would probably help if I stopped making them borrow it first.

Yes. They should do the work of breaking in to get it, like every other thief.