I had a candy apple for breakfast. That counts as a serving of fruit.

[apocalypsos]

I woke this morning to hundreds of people running past my window. Either it's time for the yearly marathon or Godzilla was attacking and no one warned me.

So yesterday Jess, her boyfriend, our gay boys and I hit the corn maze. We did ... uh, really, really badly, and got hopelessly lost, and then we misplaced a gay boy. And then we all gave up and found an exit and consoled our muddy selves with funnel cakes. It was still a good (if cold) time, and was a reminder that I need to spend more time hanging with our gay boys, as I get along with the both of them like crazy.

Speaking of, I'm going to their Halloween costume party. I have two weeks to come up with a costume. I'm going to have to rummage through my closet and see what I can come up with.

Also, I'd be more offended by Jim Norton insulting the ladies at Wincon by calling them "fat bloggers" if:

a. He weren't doing it on fucking Twitter, and ...
b. I weren't utterly entranced by his svelte, ladylike figure.

Comments

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

Strange how you can always tell when somebody's written their own Wikipedia entry, isn't it?

[calicokat.livejournal.com]

Delicious misogyny. I'm more or less sure he's also disappointed the women are far more interested in SPN than his pick up lines.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I actually just got hot and flushed with anger at that guy. THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS. Fucking MOTHERFUCKER sdlkfjdls;kfjklsRAGE.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

But he's just being brave and upsetting the status quo with fearless comedy! Wait, you mean making fun of overweight women is about as "status quo" as you can get, and it's not actually all that funny? Well he's just being un-PC so shut up!

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

c. It's Jim Norton. Who gives a shit?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that too. It's telling that my first reaction was, "Who the fuck is Jim Norton?"

[agent-mimi.livejournal.com]

While I think I've seen him before, I never knew that guy's name until now. Jim "Beergut" Norton sure knows how to keep them womens in their place!

[budclare.livejournal.com]

I don't understand. What's the point of going into a corn maze if you're not going to do really badly and get horribly lost? Otherwise you might as well go to a mall...