This is the weather forecast for my area according to Yahoo Weather.

[apocalypsos]

And for fun, I've replaced all instances of that horrible awful four-letter word with much happier words.

# Today: Periods of rain and PUPPIES!. Cold. Temps nearly steady in the mid 30s. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
# Tonight: Cloudy with PONIES!. Low 29F. Winds NE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of CUPCAKES! 90%. 2 to 4 inches of BOYKISSING! expected.
# Tomorrow: Cloudy with PANCAKES!. Cold. Temps nearly steady in the low to mid 30s. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of CHOCOLATE! 90%. BABY PENGUINS! accumulating 1 to 3 inches.
# Tomorrow night: Variably cloudy with SMIRNOFF! showers. Low 34F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of PANDAS! 60%. Some CHEESECAKE! accumulation possible.
# Saturday: KITTENS! likely. Highs in the mid 30s and lows in the low 30s.

I like my forecast better.

However, without the translation:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK AND YOU DIE. :(

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And I have work tonight and tomorrow night. The only upside I can think of is that it IS a hotel and I'm sure if the weather got really bad to the point where I had to stay, I could just take a room. And hell, it's only twenty minutes from my hometown, so if worse comes to worse and I want to come home, my parents or brother can come pick me up.

[fyrdrakken]

Oh, man, I don't think I'd realized where you're working now. That's awesome if you're likely to be stuck at work, that at least you're working somewhere comfortable to unexpectedly spend a night in.