This is the weather forecast for my area according to Yahoo Weather.

[apocalypsos]

And for fun, I've replaced all instances of that horrible awful four-letter word with much happier words.

# Today: Periods of rain and PUPPIES!. Cold. Temps nearly steady in the mid 30s. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
# Tonight: Cloudy with PONIES!. Low 29F. Winds NE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of CUPCAKES! 90%. 2 to 4 inches of BOYKISSING! expected.
# Tomorrow: Cloudy with PANCAKES!. Cold. Temps nearly steady in the low to mid 30s. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of CHOCOLATE! 90%. BABY PENGUINS! accumulating 1 to 3 inches.
# Tomorrow night: Variably cloudy with SMIRNOFF! showers. Low 34F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of PANDAS! 60%. Some CHEESECAKE! accumulation possible.
# Saturday: KITTENS! likely. Highs in the mid 30s and lows in the low 30s.

I like my forecast better.

However, without the translation:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK AND YOU DIE. :(

Comments

[wolfshark]

Heeeeeee!

[caseylane.livejournal.com]

Hee. I live in Michigan and think I'll do the same when the Pokey and UPS Guy ask what the weather will be like tomorrow.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

There's always 100% chance of chocolate in any of my days. It's probably why I'm so zaftig.

Snow, huh? You're not even that far from me and we're just getting rain.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And I have work tonight and tomorrow night. The only upside I can think of is that it IS a hotel and I'm sure if the weather got really bad to the point where I had to stay, I could just take a room. And hell, it's only twenty minutes from my hometown, so if worse comes to worse and I want to come home, my parents or brother can come pick me up.

[fyrdrakken]

Oh, man, I don't think I'd realized where you're working now. That's awesome if you're likely to be stuck at work, that at least you're working somewhere comfortable to unexpectedly spend a night in.

[isabeau.livejournal.com]

... I love your forecast.

(three inches of baby penguins! \o/ and showers of smirnoff ftw)

[pandorablu.livejournal.com]

You should do the forecast every day. Heeee. Chance of CHOCOLATE and 2-4 inches of BOYKISSING! is sooooooo much better than that dreaded 4 letter word.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

I think this needs to head off to metaquotes.

Permission?

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

(And hope you don't get much.... KITTENS! and PANCAKES!)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah, sure, go ahead. :)

[fyrdrakken]

Aw, geeze, and I was getting excited because the forecast claims that our Saturday low will be 42F! (But, yeah, in Dallas we get CHEESECAKE! accumulation maybe twice in a winter. None of this days and days in a row starting in October shit.)

[outsideth3box.livejournal.com]

I'll just be moving in with you. You have room on the couch, right?

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

This is why I moved back to Southern California. I don't care how high the cost of living is, or how far away the states where gay marriage is legal are, there is no goddamned frost and there is no goddamned snow and I will not be dying of hypothermia all goddamned winter.

Not even exaggerrating.

And I was only living in North Carolina and Maryland, last year.

Why do people even live where there is snow, honestly.

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'll trade you. You can have the humidity, and I'll take the snow.:)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

SOLD! :D

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Awesome!!! I'll even give you the ocean.;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sweet! I have no idea where I'll put it, but I'll think I can come up with something. ;)

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

You never know. It could be a lovely living room accessory.:)