This is the weather forecast for my area according to Yahoo Weather.

[apocalypsos]

And for fun, I've replaced all instances of that horrible awful four-letter word with much happier words.

# Today: Periods of rain and PUPPIES!. Cold. Temps nearly steady in the mid 30s. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
# Tonight: Cloudy with PONIES!. Low 29F. Winds NE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of CUPCAKES! 90%. 2 to 4 inches of BOYKISSING! expected.
# Tomorrow: Cloudy with PANCAKES!. Cold. Temps nearly steady in the low to mid 30s. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of CHOCOLATE! 90%. BABY PENGUINS! accumulating 1 to 3 inches.
# Tomorrow night: Variably cloudy with SMIRNOFF! showers. Low 34F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of PANDAS! 60%. Some CHEESECAKE! accumulation possible.
# Saturday: KITTENS! likely. Highs in the mid 30s and lows in the low 30s.

I like my forecast better.

However, without the translation:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK AND YOU DIE. :(

Comments

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'll trade you. You can have the humidity, and I'll take the snow.:)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

SOLD! :D

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Awesome!!! I'll even give you the ocean.;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sweet! I have no idea where I'll put it, but I'll think I can come up with something. ;)

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

You never know. It could be a lovely living room accessory.:)