This is the weather forecast for my area according to Yahoo Weather.

[apocalypsos]

And for fun, I've replaced all instances of that horrible awful four-letter word with much happier words.

# Today: Periods of rain and PUPPIES!. Cold. Temps nearly steady in the mid 30s. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
# Tonight: Cloudy with PONIES!. Low 29F. Winds NE at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of CUPCAKES! 90%. 2 to 4 inches of BOYKISSING! expected.
# Tomorrow: Cloudy with PANCAKES!. Cold. Temps nearly steady in the low to mid 30s. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of CHOCOLATE! 90%. BABY PENGUINS! accumulating 1 to 3 inches.
# Tomorrow night: Variably cloudy with SMIRNOFF! showers. Low 34F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of PANDAS! 60%. Some CHEESECAKE! accumulation possible.
# Saturday: KITTENS! likely. Highs in the mid 30s and lows in the low 30s.

I like my forecast better.

However, without the translation:

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK AND YOU DIE. :(

Comments

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

This is why I moved back to Southern California. I don't care how high the cost of living is, or how far away the states where gay marriage is legal are, there is no goddamned frost and there is no goddamned snow and I will not be dying of hypothermia all goddamned winter.

Not even exaggerrating.

And I was only living in North Carolina and Maryland, last year.

Why do people even live where there is snow, honestly.