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[apocalypsos]

I once had a script idea about a modern-day virgin who discovered she was pregnant. Ever since seeing "The Passion of the Christ" yesterday, that idea has flared back up again.

And now I have a working computer and qnotku flinging plotbunnies at my head. ARGH.

*fends off plotbunnies with a handy shotgun*

EDIT: Aw, look at him just standin' there next to his seat. Isn't Bill adorable? Oh, please, please win. I beg you. You or Johnny, because if Sean Penn wins Best Actor, I won't be responsible for my actions.

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[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

I once had a script idea about a modern-day virgin who discovered she was pregnant.

I had a college roommate who was a pregnant virgin. Yes, seriously. Sperm can travel, you know.

yeah i had a friend who got pregnant

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

She and her guy ahd mututally assisted masturbation and the sperm got close enough to go inside and got past every hurdle to get where it wanted to go... freeky

[amproof.livejournal.com]

[dork]I love the pictures of seating placards! [/dork]

Also--Oprah Winfrey has an aisle seat???

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

She's a presenter, so she has to get one.

[amproof.livejournal.com]

Aaaahhhh!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And also, I dork out over all things Oscar. Why do you think I named the new computer what I named it? ;)

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

I was watching the E! pre-blather about an hour ago when they had a segment on Nicky Hilton (!) taking Keisha Castle-Hughes for a pedicure, and I thought of your icon. The talking heads over there seem to have high hopes for an KCH upset, so keep your fingers crossed. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Charlize can win because I really did like her in that movie. Keisha can win 'cause she's just so durned adorable. And Diane Keaton can win because I think someone should win Best Actress and kiss Adrien Brody and damn it, I'd love to see her do it.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

Heee. Although it would be really awesome if Keisha kissed him. I would support that.

[tempestas-lamia.livejournal.com]

I once had a script idea about a modern-day virgin who discovered she was pregnant. Ever since seeing "The Passion of the Christ" yesterday, that idea has flared back up again.

Oh my dear god. Please PLEASE PLEASE write it. Or at prolouge. The world needs another lamenting Virgin Mam!

/shamelessly aiding the plotbunnies.

*eg*

[tree220.livejournal.com]

how about a virgin impregnated by a zombie?

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

Bill better win. If Penn does I'll go nutso.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

If Sean Penn wins, that will be proof positive that:

1. Sean essentially bought his Oscar;

2. The Oscars in no way reflect excellence of work or skill in performance, and may be disregarded totally.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm really hoping that the voters will realize he's either not going to show up or that if he does win, his speech is going to be Michael Moore Redux and instead they'll vote for Bill or Johnny. *fingers crossed*

watches warily for the shotgun while feeding the pretty bunnies

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

grins

[ingole.livejournal.com]

I made a script for a short film about the second coming of Jesus, where he was put in a mental institution with about thirty other Jesii and a few Napoleans. :)