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apocalypsos) wrote2004-03-13 02:55 pm
apocalypsos) wrote2004-03-13 02:55 pm
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The chip out of my tooth? Officially anoying the piss out of me.
It's not like it hurts at all, it's just ... *pokes it with the end of my tongue* ... it's so big. I went to Suncoast Video today, and all I could think was, "Why bother buying the 'Firefly' box set when I can just pop it into my mouth and smuggle it out in my dental work?"
And the thing that bothers me the most is that at no time did a piece of tooth fall from my mouth. This means, for those of you not keeping track, that either I've swallowed the son of a bitch, or the undeveloped twin hiding in my stomach is trying to bribe the Tooth Fairy in a vile attempt to escape through my chest and pelt me with quarters. I've decided for the sake of creativity and comedy to stand behind the latter option.
EDIT: All right, who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to sell scissors that are attached to the cardboard backing with plastic thingies you have to cut off?
It's not like it hurts at all, it's just ... *pokes it with the end of my tongue* ... it's so big. I went to Suncoast Video today, and all I could think was, "Why bother buying the 'Firefly' box set when I can just pop it into my mouth and smuggle it out in my dental work?"
And the thing that bothers me the most is that at no time did a piece of tooth fall from my mouth. This means, for those of you not keeping track, that either I've swallowed the son of a bitch, or the undeveloped twin hiding in my stomach is trying to bribe the Tooth Fairy in a vile attempt to escape through my chest and pelt me with quarters. I've decided for the sake of creativity and comedy to stand behind the latter option.
EDIT: All right, who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to sell scissors that are attached to the cardboard backing with plastic thingies you have to cut off?
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lol yeah the scissors thing always annoyed me
*chuckles and pokes the evil twin thing-- leave her alone-- gotta have a dj i like danggit!*
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ROTFLMAO! Where have I heard that before? *G*
BTW, I thought you didn't like Firefly.
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I think it would be too funny if the movie is a success and the series returns to tv on another network. I'd love to watch the Fox suits choke on their own stupidity.
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