Casual and rather random thought while perusing ye olde friends list ...

[apocalypsos]

You know, they're right. God didn't make Adam and Steve, He made Adam and Eve.

Of course, then they made Cain and Abel, so maybe He just wanted some incest in His gay porn.

Okay, see now I'm just trying to be smited. (Smote? Smoted? Whatever.)

Comments

[beachkid.livejournal.com]

smitten? ;)

[silveryscrape.livejournal.com]

Smitten. :)

[beachkid.livejournal.com]

i see you have made off with my brain. ;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Well, it wouldn't be a day in the life of my LJ comments if people weren't swapping neural networks without their knowledge.

[beachkid.livejournal.com]

trollprincess: encouraging anonymous cortex exchange since 20:44.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Honestly, as long as I get some good NC-17 fic out of it, I'm ok with a smiting.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Argument for the non-existence of god number three hundred and forty seven: If He existed, I would be dead by now several dozen times over.

It's like an experiment, yes?

Trial 1: Suggest He has indecent relations with Judas.

Still Alive? Check

Trial 2: Suggest He has indecent relations with Himself.

Still Alive? Check

Trial 3: Suggest He has indecent relations with a CareBear.

Still Alive? Check, pending the next thunderstorm.

Trial 4: Direct a movie fixating on His suffering.

Still Alive? Check, but not for want of being struck by lightning...

...I'm actually not sure what conclusion one might draw from this data.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Or maybe God just likes some Het porn, for variety.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

how porny could it really be if they're still trying to figure out all the body parts?

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

Definitely in deeeep *smit*! ;)

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*SMUT*

Clearly. *g*

[insaint.livejournal.com]

*cheer*

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Here's the thing. God is, supposedly, male.

No straight male would approve the existence of Brad Pitt. Not to mention Orlando Bloom, Christian Bale, Colin Firth and Johnny Depp. It's just too much competition.

Conclusion?

God Likes Boys.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That would explain so much.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Still, explain CATHERINE ZETA-JONES! And Monica Bellucci's boobs.


But then there's Kiefer Sutherland's voice, so...

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

god, clearly, is bi.

[tesria.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

This exaplains everything from Orlando Bloom to Eliza Dushku, via writers of gay porn not being smitten. ;-)

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

If God smites you, and you are smitten, will the two of you live happily ever after ? and where would you live ?

[thenetwork.livejournal.com]

God didn't make Adam and Steve, He made Adam and Eve.

Well-kept godly secret number n: Eve was trans. Anyway, god made Lilith first, and xe was both. So there.


(Is that a bolt I spy with my little eye?)

[theliel.livejournal.com]

that's biblical homoerotic snuff pr0nz thank you very much

(not to be confused with THe Passion: biblical homoerotic snuff pr0nz pt II)

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

But homosexuality is so much prettier than incest. I'm sure God got it wrong.