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[apocalypsos]

digitalodyssey and I have been known to have some seriously f***ed-up convos at work every night. See, that's what comes from eating Pixie Stix and Pepsi to get through the night. One second, you're having a nice, normal conversation about the weather, and the next you suddenly find yourself having an in-depth conversation about the penis sizes of superheros. (Which is a discussion we haven't had yet, but now that I've mentioned it, he's probably at home right now compiling a dissertation on how Aquaman's "little tugboat" can talk to the fishes. Okay, well, probably not, but now that I've put that lovely mental image in your head, please feel free to go about your business as usual. And don't talk to strange tugboats.)

In any event, we got into a round of talking about LJ and what we posted yesterday on LJ, and we ended up with these charming exchanges:

(After telling him about my post where I shagged my friends list)
digitalodyssey: I've seriously got to friend some of the people on your list, you know that?
trollprincess: Oh, you should definitely do that. My friends list is very cool. And it's a great lay.

(After talking about the comment I made here regarding threatening to write T3 slash)
trollprincess: Man, I need a nap. I am so dog-tired.
digitalodyssey: Dog-tired? I haven't heard anyone say that in ages.
trollprincess: Well, I was having a Green Acres moment.
digitalodyssey: Oh, God, you know what that just made me think of? Green Acres slash.
trollprincess: Okay, if you even mention any pairing involving Arnold Ziffel, I'm pretty sure I'm legally required to kill you where you stand.

See what you people are missing when you're wasting all that time sleeping? You could be watching us argue back and forth for eight hours during the graveyard shift, but nooooooo ...

P.S. Just out of curiosity, is it true that if I don't go see "Pirates of the Caribbean" by Sunday night, I have to turn in my heterosexuality for a full refund? *user stares at her friends list with wide eyes and trembling bottom lip*