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[apocalypsos]

digitalodyssey and I have been known to have some seriously f***ed-up convos at work every night. See, that's what comes from eating Pixie Stix and Pepsi to get through the night. One second, you're having a nice, normal conversation about the weather, and the next you suddenly find yourself having an in-depth conversation about the penis sizes of superheros. (Which is a discussion we haven't had yet, but now that I've mentioned it, he's probably at home right now compiling a dissertation on how Aquaman's "little tugboat" can talk to the fishes. Okay, well, probably not, but now that I've put that lovely mental image in your head, please feel free to go about your business as usual. And don't talk to strange tugboats.)

In any event, we got into a round of talking about LJ and what we posted yesterday on LJ, and we ended up with these charming exchanges:

(After telling him about my post where I shagged my friends list)
digitalodyssey: I've seriously got to friend some of the people on your list, you know that?
trollprincess: Oh, you should definitely do that. My friends list is very cool. And it's a great lay.

(After talking about the comment I made here regarding threatening to write T3 slash)
trollprincess: Man, I need a nap. I am so dog-tired.
digitalodyssey: Dog-tired? I haven't heard anyone say that in ages.
trollprincess: Well, I was having a Green Acres moment.
digitalodyssey: Oh, God, you know what that just made me think of? Green Acres slash.
trollprincess: Okay, if you even mention any pairing involving Arnold Ziffel, I'm pretty sure I'm legally required to kill you where you stand.

See what you people are missing when you're wasting all that time sleeping? You could be watching us argue back and forth for eight hours during the graveyard shift, but nooooooo ...

P.S. Just out of curiosity, is it true that if I don't go see "Pirates of the Caribbean" by Sunday night, I have to turn in my heterosexuality for a full refund? *user stares at her friends list with wide eyes and trembling bottom lip*

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[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Damn, and I thought the conversations the royal-pain-in-the-ass (name excluded to protect, well, not the innocent...but the annoying...) and another co-worker and myself had over lunch yesterday were bad.

*still trying to get the "when my ex-wife became a prostitute because she saw herself as a priestess of sexual healing" conversation outta my head*

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

*snork* Hey, I intend to use the argument that I'm a sacred prostitute in the service of Aphrodite to justify being a "loose woman".... ;D

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...you know, that might be a valid excuse...i'll have to look into this, I think.

And to think, I've spent my life avoiding being a loose woman...damn...

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

That's one of my amazing superpowers....I can come up with a good justification for darn near everything...

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

P.S. Just out of curiosity, is it true that if I don't go see "Pirates of the Caribbean" by Sunday night, I have to turn in my heterosexuality for a full refund? *user stares at her friends list with wide eyes and trembling bottom lip*

Nope, you've got until next week at least.....or until I get around to seeing it, whichever comes last... ;) Hmmm....I don't think I'm doing anything Sunday....

[tree220.livejournal.com]

>>P.S. Just out of curiosity, is it true that if I don't go see "Pirates of the Caribbean" by Sunday night, I have to turn in my heterosexuality for a full refund? *user stares at her friends list with wide eyes and trembling bottom lip*
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sweetie if you haven't gone to see "Pirates of the Caribbean" by Sunday night we're sending out a team to look for the pod in your basement because the REAL TP would never wait that long to go see hot men.

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

See, I keep saying she needs a Misfits intervention. There's something just very wrong with Gidge. She's been out of our clutchers, er, company for too long...

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Clutchers? Did you get something funky grafted on to your hands? Bizarre accident involving spider bites and gamma radiation? Victim of an alien abduction and subsequent medical tests?

Umm...

*puts down can o' caffeine and steps away from it slowly, watching it warily*

How the hell did that get in my hand and into my bloodstream.....?

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

clutchES, clutchES. sheesh, copy-editing fiend, give a girl a break. I've only been typin' all freakin' morning...

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

*giggles maniacally and bounces around the office*

Sorry. It's really sad that *ONE CAN* of caffeine does this to me.....I'll be OK in an hour or so, once the food hits my bloodstreams and I do a faceplant into the keyboard, snoring and drooling....

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

I do recall some of the very bizarre conversations you guys used to have and I always pitied Mark. MY guys were not prone to talk about that sort of thing...

Which is probably why I kept coming over to talk to you guys so much. *ahem*

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity, is it true that if I don't go see "Pirates of the Caribbean" by Sunday night, I have to turn in my heterosexuality for a full refund?

That's what they told me, and I'm bi. Yeesh.

I'm supposed to see it on Sunday with a group of friends, but I'm considering sneaking out tonight and seeing it on the sly.