I have never seen an episode. Five minutes was enough and I wanted to shoot myself. I have only seen American Idol waiting for 24 to start. I watch Survivor, I admit. I wanted to shag Lex (the tattooed one) until he could no longer breathe and every inch of his tattooed skin was numb and tingly. I know he's 40 and married. That only makes it better. At least the first part, anyway. I have never watched MTV. Ever. I've never seen Seinfeld. I've never watched Cheers. I've never watched Seventh Heaven, except for once when my sadistic homeroom teacher thought we should see a Very Special Seventh Heaven on school violence or something.

Friends needs to die. Someone on the radio played an announcement about 'It all ends todaaay' with My Immortal in the background. For fucking Friends! It doesn't even deserve italics!