apocalypsos: (boomstick)
tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2004-06-01 09:07 pm

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I heard on the radio today that Jerry Seinfeld spent $900,000 to build a garage for five cars in New York City.

Do you know what I could do with $900,000? Buy a nice little house in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania and live comfortably writing for the rest of my life. *resists the urge to throw a childish temper tantrum*

Don't mind me. I'm having one of those "If I wasn't a lazy procrastinating bastard, I wouldn't be working this stupid job" days. Ugh.

EDIT: Sometime this century, I might actually be unchained from my work desk and allowed to go home. That assumes, of course, that the DNA test comes through on the blood I used to sign over my immortal soul to the company.

*headwallheadwallheadwall*

[identity profile] aint2nuts.livejournal.com 2004-06-01 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I would buy a nice little house in the middle of no where, and life forever off the rest too.

Would that I were rich that is.

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2004-06-01 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it. My parents bought their house twenty years ago as a fixer-upper for $11,000 in that itty bitty PA town, and now it's worth a little over a hundred thou. (Granted, they saved money on labor fixing it up because my dad's a contractor, but pick that entire house up and plunk it down in NOVA and it'd be worth at least half a million.)