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Shawn Ashmore won Breakthrough Male Performance for X2 at the MTV Movie Awards? How come nobody tells me these things?! All right, where does the congratulatory sex line start?

Also, Jennifer Lopex and Mark Anthony got married.

What Mark Anthony is thinking right now: "I know I'm the fourth fiance and third husband, but this time it'll be different!"

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What, does J. Lo not put out without a ring on her finger?!

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

Actually, I don't think a ring gets you half as far as a Bently or a fur coat.

It's just that with this latest addition you have to wonder if there's something extra-special that a ring gets you.

Maybe she has a secret lair. **tries to picture Jennifer Lopez as an evil genius and can't decide if it's horribly plausible or laughably implausible**

I'd like to think that an evil genius would have much better taste in scripts.

It could be a Dr. Forrester thing.

How come nobody tells me these things?!

That's what *I* wanna know! Like, how come no-one told me that "Prom Queen" (the tv movie starring Shawn's twin brother as Marc Hall, blue hair and all) aired last week? *wails*

Don't you love the fact that there's two of that face?

It's bad enough that I have a huge Iceman jones from waaaaaay back. Then they had to put in the movie and make him all pretty. *happy sighs* I think I need to watch X2 again.

Don't you love the fact that there's two of that face?

Yes, yes indeed.

Is it wrong that I want to make this into a Bobby icon?

And for the record? I have never ever tried looking up "Ashmore" in the phonebook. Nope. *smiles innocently*

Yes. Yes, that's very wrong. ;)

All right, where does the congratulatory sex line start?

If you find out, do let us all know. Because, ya know. As sinful and wrong, etc etc blah blah blah, as that would be, it would be just plain rude not to offer congratulations. *nodnod*

Shawn Ashmore won Breakthrough Male Performance for X2 at the MTV Movie Awards?

I didn't know... it doesn't air until Thursday, right?

He did?

::goes and buys condoms in bulk::

Well ... at least she'll be able to say that her marriage lasted longer than Brittney's.

Oh man, I've had a thing for Shawn Ashmore since Animorphs and In a Heartbeat.

I got all happy a few minutes ago because I figured out that the Movie Awards will be on TV on Thursday right about the time that I get back to my parents' house in PA. Yay, I get to see him accept his award! *bounces up and down happily*

I think it's heinously uncool, this marriage thing. I actually like Marc Anthony. I think his music is catchy, he's done pretty well in the small acting roles he's had as a character actor, and once I heard him sing the national anthem on tv and I thought, "Hey, that dude's got a voice too fucking good for pop music."

So this kinda distresses me.

I love it when marriages are over before they start.
I wonder if J.Lo's family even bothers with the wedding gifts anymore.
I added you.

All right, where does the congratulatory sex line start?

The first thing I did after X2 was to check his age on IMDB. I mean, if I was gonna be a dirty old(er) woman, I needed to know if it was legal or not. :P

Were you as happy as I was when you found out he was legal? ;) (And only two years younger than me. And there's two of that face. Yay!)

Were you as happy as I was when you found out he was legal?

Oh hell yeah. Though, the drive home was a bit fast. "Oh, please let him be legal." Though, I didn't know he was a twin until today. Now must go rent more movies.

And since I'm nice, here is a picture of him from the awards. Assuming you haven't stalked these out yet. ;)

I'm sure there are other, better sources, but I came across it poking for Whedonstuff, so that's what you get!

J

*squees*

*loves you madly*

*shags you senseless*

Ooooo. Scruffy!

I thought Marc Anthony was married to someone else? Some beauty queen?

Or is this another Marc Anthony and not the singer?

No, same guy. He got a quickie divorce not all that long ago. (Like, last week, I think.)

*dies laughing@jlo comemnt*

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