ext_7715 ([identity profile] teleute12.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] apocalypsos 2004-07-15 08:58 am (UTC)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



It was dead.

Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?



It was stapled to the dead monkey.

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