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I just got back from Catwoman.

*dies*

Someone revive me so I can write the review.

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*performs mouth to mouth*

bwahhaha.

Slide over. It's my turn.

was it really good?

Yes, if by "good", you mean "incredibly, mindbogglingly awful."

okay so maybe i won't go and watch that. i heard that it wasn't that great ...

Quick! Get you a morphine drip IV going!

Oh, I'm so going now. I'm in the mood for incredibly, mindbogglingly awful. With leather. But please, is there at least a car chase involved? I'll go for a car chase.

If you want a bad movie with a car chase, see the Bourne Supremacy.

I'll grab the shock paddles.

Oh. Dear. God. You're so much braver than I. I had to choose a movie to take my daughter to today, and I chose that Hilary Duff movie today over Catwoman. I mean, Hilary over Halle? How can I go wrong?

I suppose your ticket purchase confirms the movie made at least $7.50 this weekend. That should be a bright thought for the producers...

Actually,

voleuse gave me a coupon for a free Catwoman ticket. So much for that $7.50. ;)

BWAHAHA!!!

You still should have gone to management and demanded a refund. I mean, time is money, and boy was that ever 2 hours you're going to miss having at the end of your life.

Clear!

*BZZZT*

Must have review. Thank you for sacrificing yourself so that we may be entertained.

Was it really awful?

So, Oscar #2 coming up?

Be revived. I need the snark!

Thank you for suffering for your art.

*offers ~~cookies~~ alcohol*

I can't wait for your review. Currently my favorite Catwoman review is this one (http://www.detnews.com/2004/screens/0407/23/e01-220444.htm) in the Detroit News, particularly for the phrase "The scenes where she does little skulking cat moves are so laughably bad you’d think her Oscar would just blow itself up in shame."

Ooh, thank you. I needed another one talking about the suffering of Oscar for my Polecatwoman hate list.

Just from the mythical trailer, Kimberly Page makes a much better Catwoman.

*hands over a large amount of alcohol and a few Vicodin*

You'll pull through. You're strong. You've gotta fight it.

Sugar?

*buries you in pixie sticks*

Well, at least you didn't pay for it. :)

-blue

ROFL!!

Well, with a villain like Cold Cream, I'm surprised you didn't make the porn-worthy connection.

I mean; pussy and cream? Okay, it's Catwoman and Cold Cream - but the innuendos are all there.

You can tell this film was intended to be a porn video, but since there was a high-rated (for some unknown reason that only affects certain men) actress involved, they couldn't have them downright lick each other's milkshake, could they?

Oh God, writing that gave me a cramp...o.o

Dude, shoulda gone for Bourne like I did. KICK ASS.

::flaunts good time over your corpse hoping the irritation will revive you::

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