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[apocalypsos]

So.

Bosslady got so wasted this weekend, she punched a hole in the wall of the place where she's staying. Bossman has two blackened eyes from getting into a fight with what I believe was a bartender. Lieutenant Asshat is still hung over from Saturday. And one of the driver supervisors got drunk on Saturday, crashed his van, broke his nose, and spent the day in jail after he got arrested for DWI.

Boy, am I glad I brought popcorn with me today. Who knew I'd need it so very desperately? *leans back in my office chair and fully savors the drama*

Comments

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Dear god. Do you work for the FOX network?

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

Or is the Fox Network following your office around with cameras for their next reality show?

[florahart]

Holy shit.

No one in my office is entertaining me like that. Wah!

[oloriel.livejournal.com]

Your icon! *love*

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, where do you work?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

DHL Airborne Express. If UPS and FedEx wanted to wage a seriously damaging ad campaign against the company, all they'd have to do is come here and film my supervisors for a few days. :)

[namey.livejournal.com]

Or just watch DHL deliver a few times. *mutters something about things being thrown over gates*

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Ooh, we got something from them the other day. I mean delivered by them. And no offense, but I was all "Oh yes, a cut-rate UPS, that's gonna last." *snerk*

[azurelunatic]

I think they've been around since I was a kidling, and since I'm alllllllmost as old as the Princess, here, they've been around a while...

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, just not as aggressive then or something. ;) Fair enough!

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

snickers

scaryyy

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Sounds like good screenplay material to me :)

[perch-and-creep.livejournal.com]

Your office sounds like a deleted scene from Fight Club.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Can't..stop...laughing...

Stomach...hurts...

Your office amazes me. Seriously.

-blue

[azurelunatic]

*giggle*

Your workplace amazes me more than mine does me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

*giggles*

Homer moment...

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

"Mmmmm, alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of Life's problems!"

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Dude, you should totally leave gay porn in Bossman's desk- let him wonder :)

[mystic-savage.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fine entertainment for Rex Manning Day. Really, you ought to make it a monthly thing.

[thornsilver]

See, and you were so *against* going to work.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I know, isn't it hysterical? ;)