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[apocalypsos]

Today I heard a political ad on the radio advocating a candidate who supports the Federal Marriage Amendment. It was one of those dorky ads where someone says a "good" thing about the candidate, and someone else says whatever awful, evil ideas the opposition has -- in this case, "So-and-so doesn't think the Federal Marriage Amendment is important!"

Uh, you know what? In a world with terrorists, Sudanese genocide, starving children, war and unrest in the Middle East, murder, rape, stalled economies, and the like, the Federal Marriage Amendment ranks on the list of vitally important things right after a constitutional amendment to make the Care Bears the official cartoon characters of the United States.

Urgh. Is it after the election yet? No? Okay, fine, I'll settle for it being September in about an hour and a half. 'Cause then it'll be the same month as my birthday and YAY.

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And from right here in VA...

[redhawk.livejournal.com]

Behold Janus-faced Congressman Shrock,
His anti-gay stance no more than a crock,
He hid his proclivity,
For homosexual activity,
Campaigned against queers, but craves cock.

I admit it, I stole it from a poster over on Plastic. But I thought you might like it.

Redhawk

[aberrantangels]

Of course you realize, this means metaquotes.

If you mean the limerick...

[redhawk.livejournal.com]

make sure you note that it's not mine, and that I snarfed it from plastic.com

Redhawk

[lrodell.livejournal.com]

woogh and arrr!^^
and happy birthmonth!

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

(sarcasm)

You mean.... The Marriage Amendment not passing won't be the end of all good, clean, sane civilization? Say it ain't so! As for rape, well, those girls were askin' for it, yesum. And what's a Sundanese? Is that some kinda animal?

Yes, just vote for me and I'll lead the country to a better future!

(/sarcasm)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm

- If gays are allowed to marriage, all straight marriages will turn into...um, badgers! Yeah, straight marriages will turn into badgers! Damn gay people, wanting to turn our marriages into badgers -

/Sarcasm

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

Politics sucks. But politicians are great to mock.

Writing for your birthday. Have 18500 words so far (inexact) and the main plot hasn't even started yet. *cries*

[kaytethinks.livejournal.com]

Hi...I added you because you get metaquoted every other day so I figured why not :D

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

I think the Federal Marriage Amendment is important. Important to eradicate.

-blue

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

You comment-stealer, you.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Well, great minds and all that. :P

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

September Rules!!!! I celebrate all month myself. I will be sure to drink a toast to you on my birthday. (9/11/69)

[randomblade.livejournal.com]

happy birthmonth!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Didn't one of the Care Bears have a rainbow on his stomach?

[sesana]

I think several Care Bears had rainbows on their stomachs. OMG it's gay propaganda!!!!!11!!!one!!

[levi.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday month to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!