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What the hell is up with my internal alarm clock? Every workday for the past week and a half, it's been waking me up every morning at precisely 6:50. Not that I don't appreciate it, because it makes my morning longer, but still, weird.

All righty, then. First, to straighten my hair. Then, to write until I get at least one real chapter finished before I leave for work. Only three work days until the weekend, only three work days until the weekend ...

Oh, did you hear that according to Cheney, if we vote for Kerry, terrorists will attack again? No, Dick ... see, if you want me to vote for you, then tell me that if Bush gets elected, he'll nuke the planet. I'll get my fancy apocalypse, plus I might have to deal with fewer idiots every day.

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I always wake up 15 minutes before I set my alarm clock for. ALWAYS. Unless I get annoyed at doing this and set it for 15 minutes after I want to wake up. Then my body says, "Hahahaha, sucker, you're waking up late NOW!"

Yeah for awhile my internal alarm clock thought it would be a great idea to make me wake up at 4:30 every morning. I solved it by becoming nocturnal for a couple of days. My body can't wake me up if I'm not already asleep. I love outsmarting myself.

At least you don't have my trouble. Every non-class day, my body refuses to let me wake up before 10:30 AM. By the time a class day rolls around, I'm so completely time-fucked that I'm dead for the first two days of class. Then I get two more days of normal times before the whole cycle starts over again.

*Bitch, bitch, bitch, whine, whine, whine*

Last night I couldn't get to sleep until around 3. This morning for some reason I woke up around 6. Today is not a good day for internal alarm clocks.

Hasn't science proven that idiots could survive a nuclear holocaust? Or was that cockroaches?? Eh, nevermind.

Oh, did you hear that according to Cheney, if we vote for Kerry, terrorists will attack again?

Out-of-context posts are the weapon of the uninformed. Cheney's comment, when taken in full context, is correct.

It'd be nice if we could return to a pre-9/11 world just by electing Kerry, but it aint gonna happen. Bush/Cheney are keeping this country safe.

...but if you want your friends and family to be killed by muslim terrorists, then by all means, open the door to muslim extremists and elect Kerry, cause he'll do it for you.

I want to say something snarky, but before I do, I'd like confirmation that you are, in fact, serious.

Except I think I may be fresh out of snark today anyway.

If a building-friendly apocalypse happened, I'd move to Maryland and buy a generator and live in a library. Hurray for semi-randomness!

Dude, if you do that, I'm moving in with you.

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