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[apocalypsos]

You know, we haven't played Movie Quotes Tag in a while. (I know there's a community specifically for it now, but what the hell?)

The rules go like this ...

I post ten quotes. You can only guess ONE quote at a time. The first one to guess each quote correctly can contribute three quotes of their own. And so on, and so forth down the line, like a big pyramid scheme.

DO ...

... try to stick to different movies when coming with new quotes.
... respond to the OP with your new set of quotes, so that they're easier for people playing to find.
... wait for the person who posted the quote you're guessing to confirm your answer.

DO NOT ...

... guess more than one movie quote in a set.
... use IMDb to guess answers, only to help pick out new quotes.
... be too vague. "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" is not vague. "I'm going to kill you!" is.

And now, the quotes ...
1. "Well, of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit."

2. "The only reason I let him keep up this charade is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover." -- Cruel Intentions, guessed by avariel_wings

3. "Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!" -- Miss Congeniality, guessed by telaryn

4. "And God said, "Where the Hell is Tim?" And there the Hell was Tim."

5. Char1: "This fog is getting thicker."
Char2: "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger." -- Airplane!, guessed by dorei

6. "Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?"

7. "You see, Mr. Scott? In the water I'm a very skinny lady." -- The Poseidon Adventure, guessed by ardath_rekha

8. "Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula." -- catmoran

9. "I can see the Statue of Liberty already! Very small, of course." -- Titanic, guessed by spyderqueen

10. "You're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way." -- His Girl Friday, guessed by dramaqueenducky

Comments

[avariel-wings.livejournal.com]

2. Cruel Intentions

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, your turn.

[dorei.livejournal.com]

5. That's Airplane, I believe.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Now you go. :)

[telaryn.livejournal.com]

3. "Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!"

Miss Congeniality. Candace Bergin screaming at Sandra Bullock.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Your turn.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

9 is Titanic

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Now you go.

[akacat]

8 - Singing in the Rain

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh, all yours. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sorry, catmoran beat you to it. ;)

[dexwebster]

8. "Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula."

Singin' In the Rain

[horsefacehannah.livejournal.com]

Second try... #10 - His Girl Friday.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, correct. :)

[ardath_rekha]

#7 - The Poseidon Adventure

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, your turn.

[avariel-wings.livejournal.com]

1) "They didn't like me! They NEVER liked me!"

2) "Just what this country needs. A cock in a frock on a rock."

3) "So, the only man that can have you is one who has tried to kill you. That's logic."

[horsefacehannah.livejournal.com]

1. = Rocky Horror.

[horsefacehannah.livejournal.com]

Woot. cH'okay.

#1. Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon.

#2. Pine? Men don't pine. Girls pine. Men just... suffer.

#3. Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

#3. is Galaxy Quest. Hee.

[insidian.livejournal.com]

#4 is from Noises Off.

And to bring some more of the theater meta:

"I'm the producer, I can fire anyone I want, and I'm fucking fired."

For getting Airplane! right ...

[dorei.livejournal.com]

Here are my three:

1. You're an alien and I'm from the Valley.

2. Oh the pressure of a name ... Cinder-fuckin-rella.

3. (singing) I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come ... I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come ... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off ... I'll be blowin' your fuckin' head off ... I'll be whackin' your fuckin' mind out when I come.

Re: For getting Airplane! right ...

[ardath_rekha]

#1 -- Earth Girls Are Easy

[ardath_rekha]

Heeee! Here goes...

#1 "That's the Karmic credit plan. Buy now... pay forever."

#2 "I'm so tired of living in the future."

#3 "We did it! We killed that mother-humper!"

[telaryn.livejournal.com]

#1 is Dead Again, one of the greatest movies EVER.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

OKay, my quotes

#1
Char1: "Look, sorry, could I PLEASE get a pint of bitter?"
Char2: "No need to get all English about it."

#2
Char1: "Name."
Char2: "My name? "
Char1: "No, my name. "
Char2: "I do not know your name."
Char1: "You play games with me mister, and you're through. "
Char2: "I am? Can I go now? "

And to add challenge:
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OKay, my quotes

#1
Char1: "Look, sorry, could I PLEASE get a pint of bitter?"
Char2: "No need to get all English about it."

#2
Char1: "Name."
Char2: "My name? "
Char1: "No, my name. "
Char2: "I do not know your name."
Char1: "You play games with me mister, and you're through. "
Char2: "I am? Can I go now? "

And to add challenge:
#3 <<Your questionable aesthetics have caused mass destruction in the city!>>

HAD to answer this one....

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

#2 - Star Trek IV: the Voyage Home. ::loves Chekov::

Rocky Horror.

[horsefacehannah.livejournal.com]

My last three.

1. - Be careful how you're driving.
- Am I Driving?

2. Janitors are never terrified.

3. It was terrible! Terrible! But driving really fast behind the ambulance was fantastic!

Re: Rocky Horror.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

#3 About a Boy

For answering Spyderqueen's

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

1. Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.

2. Aaah... How shall I do it? Oh, I know... I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless, little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside of another box. And then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I'll SMASH it with a hammer!! [wild cackling]

3.
Char. 1: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Char. 2 : I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Char. 1: What?
Char. 3 : Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, is'nt it?
Char. 4 : And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Re: For answering Spyderqueen's

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

*twitches* AH! I know all of those!

#3 Boondock Saints. How I loveya.

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

#1 is from Con Air. Man, I can't believe no one got that yet.

I was right, right?

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

*is chomping at the bit* C'mon! I got my three quote all picked out. Just confirm me! hehe.

For getting High Fidelity:

[elecktrik.livejournal.com]

#1- This is the stairway to heaven. You know that, don't you?

#2 - Why not use Gandhi's way? He didn't have guns, and he beat the British Empire.

#3 - "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Re: For getting High Fidelity:

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

This probably isn't right, but the frog said #1 in the Mushroom Samba episode of Cowboy Bebop.

For getting 'Back to the Future 3'

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

1. "'Out of order?!' Fuck, even in the future, nothing works!"

2. "Try ruling the world some time."

3. "To the stars, Bowen! To the stars..."

Re: For getting 'Back to the Future 3'

[freedomfry.livejournal.com]

#2 is Princess Bride, right?

[sekari.livejournal.com]

here's mine:

#1) I'm going to be immortal, and I'm gonna wear your head as a watch fob!

#2) 1:How can you be a nymphomaniac if you've never had sex?
2:I'm choosy.

#3) Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

#3 From Dusk till Dawn. <3

For Getting "About a Boy"

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

#1 Char1: You believe a man can change his destiny?
Char2: I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed.

#2 Char1: How did your father die?
Char2: I killed him. I was twelve. Just kidding. Liver disease.

#3 Char1: I should have guessed. When my men didn't come back I should have guessed. How many of you did they hire?
Char2: Enough!

Re: For Getting "About a Boy"

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Is #2 from Collateral?

-blue

My quotes

[akacat]

1 - There's an island in the Mediterranean called Lesbian, and all its inhabitants are dykes.

2 - Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits their range.

3 - It's all the same machine, right? The Pentagon, multinational corporations, the police. If you do one little job, you build a widget in Saskatoon, and the next thing you know, it's two miles under the desert, the essential component of a death machine.

Re: My quotes

[ardath_rekha]

#2 -- SOAPDISH! :-D

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Number six is Coming to America, right? Right?

For "From Dusk Till Dawn"

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

#1 Char1: You talk too much.
Char2: You say something boy?
Char1: I said you talk too much.
Char2: Try to make me shut-up.

#2 Char1: Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable".
Char2: Also "watch your ass".

#3 Char1: Give me the spanner!
Char2: The what?
Char1: The wrench!

3

Re: For "From Dusk Till Dawn"

[divide-by-zero.livejournal.com]

i do believe that #2 is the wonderful "bubba ho-tep"