apocalypsos | (no subject)

You know, we haven't played Movie Quotes Tag in a while. (I know there's a community specifically for it now, but what the hell?)

The rules go like this ...

I post ten quotes. You can only guess ONE quote at a time. The first one to guess each quote correctly can contribute three quotes of their own. And so on, and so forth down the line, like a big pyramid scheme.

DO ...

... try to stick to different movies when coming with new quotes.
... respond to the OP with your new set of quotes, so that they're easier for people playing to find.
... wait for the person who posted the quote you're guessing to confirm your answer.

DO NOT ...

... guess more than one movie quote in a set.
... use IMDb to guess answers, only to help pick out new quotes.
... be too vague. "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" is not vague. "I'm going to kill you!" is.

And now, the quotes ...
1. "Well, of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit."

2. "The only reason I let him keep up this charade is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover." -- Cruel Intentions, guessed by

avariel_wings

3. "Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!" -- Miss Congeniality, guessed by

telaryn

4. "And God said, "Where the Hell is Tim?" And there the Hell was Tim."

5. Char1: "This fog is getting thicker."
Char2: "And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger." -- Airplane!, guessed by

dorei

6. "Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens have some kind of an emotional problem?"

7. "You see, Mr. Scott? In the water I'm a very skinny lady." -- The Poseidon Adventure, guessed by

ardath_rekha

8. "Meet the greatest actor in the world! I'd rather kiss a tarantula." --

catmoran

9. "I can see the Statue of Liberty already! Very small, of course." -- Titanic, guessed by

spyderqueen

10. "You're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way." -- His Girl Friday, guessed by

dramaqueenducky

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Woot. cH'okay.

#1. Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon.

#2. Pine? Men don't pine. Girls pine. Men just... suffer.

#3. Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.

#3. is Galaxy Quest. Hee.

#1 is Kevin Smith as Silent Bob in Chasing Amy

Dammit! You beat me. XP

Yep. Now you!

#1 - "I played in the minors, but never went pro."

#2 - "Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking."

#3 - "Why do we have to cut these things so damn close?"

~3 Back to the Future 3, by Marty McFly!

Yep!!!!

Your turn :)

Isn't #2 The Wizard of Oz?

Yep!!!

Your turn :)

#1 Chasing Amy

#1 - Silent Bob to Jay in Chasing Amy

Dag, yo.