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Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of music! You guys are so very, very cool, you know that? *user pounces on friends list, shags like a great horny thing, then offers up an after-sex cigarette and a complete breakfast with all four food groups*

So, theoretically I'm supposed to get the iPod this morning, according to the FedEx customer service rep I talk to yesterday. Man, she was professional. I think FedEx's customer service reps might be waaaaaaaay more professional than our customer service reps. When you call DHL's customer service, you can either almost hear the crap being flung in the background or your customer service rep will be happy to tell you what Danielle and Michelle said about you in homeroom as soon as you pass this note to Kelly and tell her if Eric likes her, OMGWTF isn't he teh dreamiest?!?1!!1!

So, yeah. Yesterday, I got a birthday card from my grandparents. Which is a yay, I guess, because it was a nice card and they did send me twenty-five bucks. And better late than never, but still. Eh. At least it evens out the fact that I spent money I probably should have saved until this weekend to buy Fahrenheit 9/11 on DVD. I'm going to save it until later to watch while I do my hair. (I wonder how my little conservative grandmother would say if she knew I'd kind of in a sideways way spent my birthday money from her on that. *cackles maniacally*)

Yesterday's stupid Bill O'Reilly Moment: One of his callers asking him if he'd ever thought about running for Secretary of Defense, as if it were a post you got voted into. Way to understand the workings of the U.S. government there, dumbass. (Talking about politics and government makes me wish I were back in Mr. St. Ledger's classes in high school. You people have no idea who Mr. St. Ledger is, but trust me, you wish you were in his class, too. He gave really hard tests, but he was still cool.)

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think we could trick the republicans to run Rush Limbaugh and Bill OReilly for Pres and Vice Pres? grins

When you call DHL's customer service, you can either almost hear the crap being flung in the background or your customer service rep will be happy to tell you what Danielle and Michelle said about you in homeroom as soon as you pass this note to Kelly and tell her if Eric likes her, OMGWTF isn't he teh dreamiest?!?1!!1!

HA!

I shent j00 moozak! ^_^

Good idea, too. I'ma do that when I get my iPod.

I always liked my chemistry teacher, Mr. Senn, because he gave hard tests--but they were always multiple choice, and one of the choices was always a gag answer, one that was so funny that you were actually tempted to bomb just to amuse him.

Example(I'm pulling this out of my ass, so don't expect this to be scientifically accurate):

Two carbon atoms with one outer electron meet in a bar. They:

A) Form a positive bond
B) Form a negative bond
C) Form a covalent bond
D) Get jiggy wid it

I was shitty in chemistry, so those gag answers probably saved my ass. But I still loved that class.

-Callisto

Mr. St. Ledger's tests were impossible. If you were a straight-A student and you got a 90 on any of his tests, you felt like you'd won the lottery. His whole thing was that they were that hard to prepare you for college, and Jesus, did they ever. I never had a test as hard as that in three years at college. But he was still an awesome teacher.

I'm just here for the aftersex breakfast.

And the sex, of course.

Can music still be sent? I have lots of strange fun stuff I could send, but I was out of the house all of yesterday and the day before and so haven't had a chance yet.

so, will you do a list of everything you got? id love to see what others sent you.

Muah ha ha...

Okay, I've sent you some cool stuff. Now for the ~~blow jobs~~ weird stuff.

O'Reilly was on Letterman last night. He spent a good portion of the interview bitching about Al Franken's book.