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tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2004-11-03 08:21 am

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President Bush, if you want to keep annoying the piss out of the half of the country that didn't vote for you, you can keep treating the election like it's already yours before all the votes are counted. I know the guy in charge of Ohio keeps saying he'll just hand it over, but until then, be patient.

I would have at least a tiny bit of respect for you, after the debacle of the 2000 election, if you would make a point of waiting until the votes are official. You only have a two-point electoral vote lead. If you act all smug now and the votes end up going to Kerry, you're going to be scraping egg off your face with a trowel for the next three months.

And for those who voted Bush because his administration's taken to legislating morals, if other people tried to legislate your morals, you'd flip. Bad voter. No donut.

EDIT: You know what's the best theme song for this election? The Masochism Tango.

DRESSING-THE-TROLL EDIT: On one hand, I want to wear my "Bush again?!" shirt with the Munch Scream guy on it. On the other hand, I really don't want to argue with half the people I run into today.

[identity profile] shinga.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
And for those who voted Bush because his administration's taken to legislating morals, if other people tried to legislate your morals, you'd flip. Bad voter. No donut.

I voted for him because... uhhh... seriously, I don't even know. I just picked of the two evils in my mind. I shouldn't have, I know... not that a vote for Kerry would have mattered... I'm in Texas... -_-

[identity profile] whispersinink.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well... so am I. ^_^

*Hands over a cookie simply because he understands the frustration*

I would give you a donut, but BUSH? How he could possibly be the lesser of two evils when he has yet to veto a bill in the republican control government, and he runs spending like a kid in a candy store...

meh

[identity profile] shinga.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't that he was a LESSER in my mind then... just a different kind, you know what I mean? I was indeed probably wrong to decide that, but honestly, I hated them both and was very tired of everything, so I just... voted. :s

Thank you for the cookie. I'm gonna go smack up some rednecks down the street with their own huntin' guns. ;D

[identity profile] t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
*chants*

Dewey vs. Truman.

[identity profile] ilanalynn.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed!

love the icon, btw.

[identity profile] t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
*bows*

Dewey vs. Truman is becoming my faith here -- slong with antacid worship.

[The icon is so appropriate in so many ways.]

[identity profile] ilanalynn.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I want to move to an alternate universe where Jed Bartlet & co. are in charge. The one good thing so far about today is that my husband will be bringing home the West Wing 3rd season today.

[identity profile] t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, I just wanna go over to a parallel universe where Shrub was never born and we never had to deal with this hell --

But I'm not picky. I'll take Bartlet & co.
aberrantangels: (Trinity Universe)

[personal profile] aberrantangels 2004-11-03 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
How about one where a thinly-veiled John McCain won the nomination and the election in 2000, but just lost to the Libertarian candidate?

[identity profile] t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
As long as it's not Bush, I'm not too picky.
aberrantangels: (Trinity Universe)

[personal profile] aberrantangels 2004-11-03 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
How about details other than political? Like, say, about three thousand honest-to-Siegel-and-Shuster superhumans running around?

[identity profile] kixie.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
What's even funnier is the fact that he's about the least morally decent human being this century so far, and people are going "he's a Christian, he's God-fearing..."

Give him two years and he'll proclaim himself The Metatron.

*sob*

The atmosphere here (London, England) is dismal, I'd hate to see what it's like there. :(

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I cried myself to sleep last night. Not good. :(

[identity profile] kixie.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I nearly took up religion, but Buddhism was the only thing I could stomach and you're not supposed to desire things, so to pray for something to happen would be moot.

I can't believe how scared I am.
I had invasive surgery once and I wasn't as freaked as I am now.

[identity profile] thalea.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
man, I nearly did that and I'm in europe...

[identity profile] ingole.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm about to do it right now, and I'm Australian.

[identity profile] ilanalynn.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I almost cried when I saw the results this morning and was telling Fallon about them.

[identity profile] ilanalynn.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Legislating morals is one of the many reasons I didn't vote for Bush. That shouldn't happen, even if I happen to agree with the morals being legislated.

[identity profile] seanp.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
*high-fives you*

I'm a Christian, and I *still* voted for Kerry for the same reason.

[identity profile] trishalynn.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
God bless both of you.

[identity profile] vivian-shaw.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
I cried too.

I can't believe America is stupid enough to make the same mistake twice. Wait......yeah, I can.

Fuck.

[identity profile] jtersesk.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
EDIT: You know what's the best theme song for this election? The Masochism Tango.

Yes! I hold your hand in mine, dear...

We should sing Tom Lehrer all day today to forget our troubles.

[identity profile] cmstephens.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Personally, I've been viewing "Head Like A Hole" as an accurate description of Shrub...
aberrantangels: (I know kung fu)

[personal profile] aberrantangels 2004-11-03 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
*nods* The whole Republican Party now officially runs on the worship of God Money.
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[identity profile] chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
if even kerry did win by the votes, I didn't think nor do I think that he will be elected. After all, bush "won" four years ago to begin with.

I voted, but it felt pointless. That creature made sure he won four years ago, yesterday was just spitting in the wind.

[identity profile] whispersinink.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
What's worse is B and co. seem to be following the attitude of his party. The arrogance just burns me up as they all proclaim victory with the in your face attitude.

Please god, let them trip and fall just like you let me when I would brag about my amazing foresight right before walking into a door frame.

I don't dare turn on the radio today. I got satellite radio at home, but not the car module, so I'm stuck with the only talk on during lunch being Rush.

Blah

[identity profile] sabra-n.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, I really don't want to argue with half the people I run into today.

Why argue? Dirty looks are sooo much fun. Or, you know, kicking people. That's fun, too.

I know there's a Republican in my dorm somewhere. He came out wearing his Bush T-shirt as soon as it looked like he was going to win. *puts on pointy boots*

-blue

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
I really should carry a drink with me everywhere I go today. And really, I'm such a klutz, I could spill a drink on anyone wearing a Bush sticker/pin/shirt who gives Kerry or his supporters any shit. *bats eyelashes innocently*

[identity profile] foenix.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, please do. You go with my blessing.

J

[identity profile] seanp.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
And for those who voted Bush because his administration's taken to legislating morals, if other people tried to legislate your morals, you'd flip. Bad voter. No donut.

I feel that way about at least two people in my household right now.

[identity profile] sabra-n.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
And one of the smirking douchebags at a message board I go to is looking forward to Bush's Supreme Court appointees. To which I say, just wait until you're arrested and not allowed to see a lawyer for no apparent reason, dickwad.

-blue
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[identity profile] midnightbex.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
I've given up and decided I'm running for President. It may be nearly 16 years before I'm eligible, but damnit I'm running anyway. Hmph.

Not saying don't vote, I just found this funny after all this:

[identity profile] tsuki-no-yami.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
You know it's sad when a South Park episode is strangely prophetic:

Stan: So, my vote doesn't even count?

Mr. Marsh: Sure it does.

*old mascot returns, and the votes become unnecessary*

Mr. Marsh: Now your vote doesn't count.


*Paid for by the people who still can't figure out who was the douche-bag, or the turd sandwich*

[identity profile] havenward.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
EDIT: You know what's the best theme song for this election? The Masochism Tango.


rofhlmao...

[identity profile] faith21.livejournal.com 2004-11-03 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
where did you get that shirt?!

i want one