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Charlie: "I worry about you." EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! This episode is killing my little shipper's heart DEAD DEAD DEAD! YAY! It's the Imaginary Peanut Butter of True Love!

I want Boone to be my brother. I know I think he's the prettiest guy on the island (and Sawyer is the sexiest, and Charlie is the most lovable ... I could go on like this with all of them), but he is so darn sweet when he's being all protective of Shannon. And I felt sympathy for Shannon, of all people. Yay, Boone! You're such a good brother! Here, have a Get Out Of Celibacy Free card courtesy of me. (Okay, so maybe I DON'T want him to be my brother. ;))

Jedi moment! I want to hug Hurley, that big adorable geek!

I've discovered I love Jack when he's punching Sawyer. They need to fight more often. :)

Oooo ... Charlie, you dumbass. Geez, I didn't think he'd be mean enough to accuse Hurley of hoarding. I'm kind of glad he's stupid enough to blurt something out like that. (And between that scene and the Charlie/Claire stuff, this is my favorite episode. *bounces up and down happily*)

"Unfortunately for us both, you're wrong." OMIGODSAYIDYOUSCAREME.

Smarmy Grifter Sawyer is officially one of my favorite things ever. He's just such an apologetic asshole. You've got to love it. :) (Also: HA! I knew he didn't have the medicine.)

You know, even after the torture, even after the lying and people saying stupid stuff, I still came out of this liking everybody who wasn't Kate. Why the hell did she keep defending Sawyer? I mean, Jesus, I like the character, but I also like the character because he's a smarmy lying ass. Well, most of the time. I KNEW he had at least a sliver of a heart! *happy dance* Just a sliver, though. :)

NO! Sayid, come back!

Yay! Claire, go to the caves with Charlie!

Aw! Sawyer, baby, have a hug!

Okay, the montage thing is getting old.

NEXT WEEK: Oooooooooooooooo! What the hell's in Locke's bag? *dies*

EDIT: Also, if one more dope on

charlie_claire mentions Emilie de Raven's only listed as a guest star OMGWTF Claire is going to die?!?'11!1, I'm going to express my legal right to go to their homes and throttle them within an inch of their life. I might not care if I get spoiled, but lots of people do, and if that's true ... surprise! It's a spoiler!

Asshats.

OH, LOOK, ANOTHER EDIT:

And

charlie_claire is redeemed in the end! :) Thanks go to

lady_tavington for making with the screencaps like a bandit.

I love my very living, incredibly bisexual castaway show! *bounces around the room*

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Sayid is now officially Fangirl Catnip. He's hot! He's vicious but angsty about it! He kisses hands and is a gentleman! And he's about to be the ~~damsel~~ antihero in distress.

I think the Lost writers write these scenes on purpose so they can meet in the break room after work and say "So, how much fanfic did that one spawn? They paired WHO with Vincent? Ha! I win the fanfic lottery!"

Hee. I think all of them sit around saying, "Well, the FCC wouldn't let us put hot bondage Sawyer/Sayid sex on the air, but you know, if we tie Sawyer to a tree and have Sayid torture him, we can always get somebody else to write the porn online."

They keep making it so very, very easy to write guy-on-guy slash, because they keep sending the guys off or leaving them together in a scene in pairs or small groups. Notice how they don't do that with the chicks, but last night alone, they had Hurley and Charlie, Sawyer and Boone, Boone and Sayid (almost), Jack and Boone, Sawyer and Sayid and Jack, Michael and Jin, Locke and Sayid ...

I mean, seriously, they can put all the het they want onscreen, but I'm starting to think the reason they're not getting off the island is that all of them are buried under a mile-thick layer of homosexual subtext. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. ;)