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[apocalypsos]

Charlie: "I worry about you." EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! This episode is killing my little shipper's heart DEAD DEAD DEAD! YAY! It's the Imaginary Peanut Butter of True Love!

I want Boone to be my brother. I know I think he's the prettiest guy on the island (and Sawyer is the sexiest, and Charlie is the most lovable ... I could go on like this with all of them), but he is so darn sweet when he's being all protective of Shannon. And I felt sympathy for Shannon, of all people. Yay, Boone! You're such a good brother! Here, have a Get Out Of Celibacy Free card courtesy of me. (Okay, so maybe I DON'T want him to be my brother. ;))

Jedi moment! I want to hug Hurley, that big adorable geek!

I've discovered I love Jack when he's punching Sawyer. They need to fight more often. :)

Oooo ... Charlie, you dumbass. Geez, I didn't think he'd be mean enough to accuse Hurley of hoarding. I'm kind of glad he's stupid enough to blurt something out like that. (And between that scene and the Charlie/Claire stuff, this is my favorite episode. *bounces up and down happily*)

"Unfortunately for us both, you're wrong." OMIGODSAYIDYOUSCAREME.

Smarmy Grifter Sawyer is officially one of my favorite things ever. He's just such an apologetic asshole. You've got to love it. :) (Also: HA! I knew he didn't have the medicine.)

You know, even after the torture, even after the lying and people saying stupid stuff, I still came out of this liking everybody who wasn't Kate. Why the hell did she keep defending Sawyer? I mean, Jesus, I like the character, but I also like the character because he's a smarmy lying ass. Well, most of the time. I KNEW he had at least a sliver of a heart! *happy dance* Just a sliver, though. :)

NO! Sayid, come back!

Yay! Claire, go to the caves with Charlie!

Aw! Sawyer, baby, have a hug!

Okay, the montage thing is getting old.

NEXT WEEK: Oooooooooooooooo! What the hell's in Locke's bag? *dies*

EDIT: Also, if one more dope on charlie_claire mentions Emilie de Raven's only listed as a guest star OMGWTF Claire is going to die?!?'11!1, I'm going to express my legal right to go to their homes and throttle them within an inch of their life. I might not care if I get spoiled, but lots of people do, and if that's true ... surprise! It's a spoiler!

Asshats.

OH, LOOK, ANOTHER EDIT:



And charlie_claire is redeemed in the end! :) Thanks go to lady_tavington for making with the screencaps like a bandit.

I love my very living, incredibly bisexual castaway show! *bounces around the room*

Comments

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

Okay, the montage thing is getting old.

Ahhh... so you haven't seen much of Alias, huh?

*squees with you over C/C* Could those exchanged have been any sweeter? I don't think so!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

If they don't hook up Charlie and Claire ... well, then, they're stupidheads. I'd come up with a more coherent threat, but all I can think now when I picture Charlie and Claire in my head is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about the people at charlie_claire - I'm keeping a close eye on them. IMDB has had her listed as guest star since the beginning of time and they are notoriously not accurate. No worries!

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Totally hating on the slo-mo montage. Want more action sequences!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yes! Action! With the occasional Charlie/Claire and Sawyer/Sayid makeout session!

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. But can we also give Hurley some lovin', too? I loves me the pragmatic fat man.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

YES. Oh, yes. Hurley needs a girl. Or a boy, if that's what he's into. Maybe he and Boone should hook up. Mmm, Boone.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Boone's too whiny for Hurley. He needs someone stable... like Michael!

[fyrdrakken]

They've been pretty much telegraphing Michael/Sun -- but maybe they're just trying to give her husband motivation to try to kill him yet again.

I tried.

[perihawk.livejournal.com]

I did. Even made my roommate watch with me.

But I just don't care about them.....

And some of them are ....

Not bright.

I'm sorry, I don't get it. *cutekitteneyes*

[plausible.livejournal.com]

There definitely needs to be less of the montage at the end. More Claire/Charlie. And more Sayid/Sawyer rolling around on the ground.. preferably with less knife and less clothes! ;P

Ah, but tonight was such a good episode. *sighs wistfully thinking about it*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm on my fourth showing of the Imaginary Peanut Butter of True Love. This scene doesn't make me happy, it makes me ecstatic. :)

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Right there with you on the Kate thing. Esp since I think she's going to consider herself as being the moral one on the torture, when really her effort to stop it amounted to a half-hearted "Um".

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*bats eyelashes* "I know you're going to torture him, but how can I best express my concern in the woods when dappled sunlight only barely brings out my freckles?" Bah. He should have demanded a kiss from Sayid.

Notice how I say that like that fic won't be up on ficinabottle in about an hour.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Sayid rocks the island in so many ways. And Sawyer is such an ass, you gotta love him. ;) That which we hate in youth, we invariably find in the mirror later in life...

Still eagerly awaiting answers on the island itself, but loving the slow build on everyone.

J

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I cannot wait until next week. Sayid tied up ... I swear to God, the Lost writers write these scenes on purpose so they can go online later on and get away with writing the slashy aftermath on ficinabottle under assumed names.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Sayid is now officially Fangirl Catnip. He's hot! He's vicious but angsty about it! He kisses hands and is a gentleman! And he's about to be the damsel antihero in distress.

I think the Lost writers write these scenes on purpose so they can meet in the break room after work and say "So, how much fanfic did that one spawn? They paired WHO with Vincent? Ha! I win the fanfic lottery!"

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Hee. I think all of them sit around saying, "Well, the FCC wouldn't let us put hot bondage Sawyer/Sayid sex on the air, but you know, if we tie Sawyer to a tree and have Sayid torture him, we can always get somebody else to write the porn online."

They keep making it so very, very easy to write guy-on-guy slash, because they keep sending the guys off or leaving them together in a scene in pairs or small groups. Notice how they don't do that with the chicks, but last night alone, they had Hurley and Charlie, Sawyer and Boone, Boone and Sayid (almost), Jack and Boone, Sawyer and Sayid and Jack, Michael and Jin, Locke and Sayid ...

I mean, seriously, they can put all the het they want onscreen, but I'm starting to think the reason they're not getting off the island is that all of them are buried under a mile-thick layer of homosexual subtext. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. ;)

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

*Nods* All of what you said. And more! Yet, I still like the cheezy montage at the end.:D

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

What I liked best about the cheesy montage mostly involved Charlie and Claire anEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Hee. I keep doing that, I'm not going to be allowed to leave the house anymore. :)

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

*LOL* Well, Charlie and Claire will do that to you.

[lil1pinay.livejournal.com]

There needs to be more of Dom sucking on his finger omg how porny was that YIS. *essplodes*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm going to need to icon that. Seriously. GAH.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I saw above and am in love and my boyfriend totally anticipated that I'd go splodey with EEEE! when he licked his finger.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I watched and rewound and rewatched that scene over and over again last night. And talking about it makes me want it again. Hee ... I might actually be getting a het ship that I want in canon for once! *bounces up and down happily*

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I'm generally happy with most canon ships when it comes to TV. Like Joan of Arcadia? Totally loving the ship possibilities there, because it's real and cool. CSI is a shipper's dream because there's so much great chemistry (no pun intended) between all the cast members.

Lost-wise, I'd really hate for Kate/Jack to set sail because Kate/Sayid would be much more satisfying and a wonderful character arc to uncover, considering that Sayid was caressing that photo of the girl. And I would really love to see Charlie/Claire. The sunny pregant girl is getting to me, in a good way. I cringe to think of her special episode, hmm.

Ooh, totally random thought: What if Kate's wanted for armed robbery and embezzlement, and it's Claire's husband that she stole as a getaway driver, and then she killed him on accident????? (Yeah, I watch soaps and read comics. Deal.)

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Guh. This show tonight was...MMMM. YEAH.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

When Charlie was fiddling with the imaginary peanut butter, all I could think of was 'OMG he's having finger sex with the jar' and 'Don't play with the cravings of a pregnant lady'

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

That's very true. Her child could very well be the reason they're all there, because it's been implanted by a French researcher she met somewhere and it's gone home to the island to be born! And the polar bear was its brother! And when the baby gets born, it's going to need to feed!

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

I love your brain.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I love your icon!!!

[lots42.livejournal.com]

http://gallery.aralinde.com/index.php?album=Caps+by+crumblingwalls%2FLost/

Yummy screencaps of most of the episodes.

[harpie84.livejournal.com]

Does anybody get a "Gilligan's Island" kind of feel about this show, eventually?