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[apocalypsos]

I was just flipping through the channels just in time for a news commercial where the anchor said, "And in news from south of the border, a young girl stuffed into a pinata." And I know it's probably really serious, but all I can think about is that that had to have been the most surreal birthday party on the planet.

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[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Read the news story, and just about died laughing.

Can you imagine when the kids try to whack it open?

*whack* "OW!" *WHACK* "OW!"

"Mummy, the donkey pinata is talking to me!"

"Just hit it harder kids, just hit it harder."

*Whack" "Oooh, yes, that spot! That felt good! Yes, I'm a naughty pinata, harder, harder!"

...O.o Where the hell did that last line come from? I don't know. I'm a sick, sick child.