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[apocalypsos]

Bill O'Reilly just tried to argue that we can't have gay marriage because then the bisexuals will want to marry.

The stupid, it burns.

Comments

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

But I'm already married. Wait - does this mean my marriage isn't valid because I'm not straight?

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing. Then again, I'm not only for gay marriage, I think bigamy should be legal, as long as everyone in the relationship is in agreement.

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

Wha?????

That doesn't even make a lick of sense.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I'll reply intelligently as soon as I stop laughing hysterically, I swear.

[insidian.livejournal.com]

Does Good Ol' Bill even know what a bisexual IS? Or is he just banging the drum against polygamy?

"Those danged bisexuals! Why can't they stop having bisex!?!?"

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

"Those danged bisexuals! Why can't they stop having bisex!?!?"
*dies*

*comes back from life to metaquote*

[thornsilver]

Do you get a feeling that he doesn't know what "bisexual" means?

[holy-whatever.livejournal.com]

Obviously it has something to do with those dang perverts who are desecrating the holy act of sexual union (between a man and a woman) by having sex on bicycles.

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

This is me (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/lezopez/GetFuzzy-20050216.jpg)

[jacinthsong.livejournal.com]

This is me. *points at icon*

[fraught.livejournal.com]

Wait. That doesn't make any sense? Right? *reads it again* Nope, it still doesn't make any sense.

[namey.livejournal.com]

Yay! I have head explodey!

[nuptse.livejournal.com]

worddity

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

No..logic... must... *brain dies a little*

Oh noes!

[nuptse.livejournal.com]

It's brains like his that make me wonder how the earth hasn't already ceased to spin. *headdesk* Next week he'll be worried that dogs will want to drive cars because people are letting them ride with their heads out the window.

Re: Oh noes!

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

OMG! I love that line!

[norwegianne.livejournal.com]

Ok, I have no idea who Bill O'Reilly is, other than seemingly very ignorant of various things... but I have to say... WTF?

[nadmonk.livejournal.com]

Consider yourself lucky. He's an american "talk" show host, ultra conservative. And a real asshole, if he doesn't agree with someone he usually just ends up shouting at them and/or threatening them. He makes Rush Limbaugh seem kind of laid back.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Too late, Bill! I already have! Here comes the Apocalypse!

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[valerie]

I can see the logical progression he's trying to stipulate (the bis will want to marry a man and woman), but if that's the case, why doesn't he just say gay marriage will lead to polygamy?

Not like most of his fans would have the brain capacity for logical leaps, anyway.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Stupid mans make Puchiko cry.

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

I wasn't supposed to marry? Someone should have told me before I went out and did it then.

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

Hey -- I did it twice.

So far.

(Anyone want to see if I can be a 3 time loser?)

[delwyncole.livejournal.com]

Huh? I'm having more trouble than usual with this logic that is not.

I have the solution for gay marriage...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

1. Tell the straight men - Less competition for the hot chicks, and are you complaining that women want to have sex with each other?

2. Tell the straight women - enjoy the pretty, and lets be honest... are you have been married for a while, isnt lesbian porn responsible for a lot of your sex life?

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

This is my head.

This is my keyboard.

dsjfosfansdbfiurbeg is the union between the two. Of course, only Massachusetts will see it as a marriage.

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

But ...

Oh, never mind.

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

....what?

Um. What?

I guess he's trying to allude to the slippery slope theory (ya know, cause then the bisexuals will want EVERYTHING!) without saying "slippery slope", but...WHAT?

[melaniedavidson.livejournal.com]

...Because if he says 'slippery slope,' then we'll all snicker horribly like the gutter-minded folk we are. :p

[cacahuate.livejournal.com]

I've seen him do that before. It's because he thinks 'bisexual' = 'polygamist'. I mean, I know I won't be satisfied until I'm married to both a man and a woman! *headdesk*

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

::twitch::

WHAT? I vote we mail him a dictionary with a careful bookmark, and then a stack of wedding announcements from bisexuals. Also, a card that plays Nelson's "Ha Ha!" when you open it.

See if his head go boom.

Breaking out a new icon for this

[kielle.livejournal.com]

...
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............BWUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I...I can't...uh...m-my brain...hurrrrrrtttttttts

[all-ephemera.livejournal.com]

See, we bisexuals already want to marry. And lots of us do marry. And here in my state, I can marry a man or a woman until the state constitution gets amended. He's just afraid that it means a man and a woman. Of course, anyone who can't even figure out what a 4-syllable word means isn't much of a threat to me.

[bearfood.livejournal.com]

tragically, they are a threat, since they seem to make up a pretty steadily huge portion of the voting public.