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foenix ... Brandon Routh in the Superman tights. I know they're painting the costume to make his muscles stand out and all, but still, yum. :)

Also, the lady who found a fingertip in her Wendy's chili has been arrested. Okay, now they've got me curious as to why. I mean, obviously they could have just gotten her on filing a false police report, but then where the hell did the fingertip come from?

Faithful see the Virgin Mary in a salt stain under an overpass. Meanwhile, having seen the picture of it, I saw a clitoris. The faithful really worry me sometimes.

Will Arnett is going to be in a movie! And it looks funny. Oh, please let it be funny. He deserves it. :) (I'm trying to ignore that the writer wrote Serving Sara and just focus on the fact that the actor, the director, and the writer have all worked on Arrested Development.)

Urgh. Need to go shower.

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I wonder if the police found out who the finger belonged to, and what the scoop is. When the finger-in-the-chili thing broke, I thought it would end up being debunked, but now it sounds like it's turning into a true crime story. I probably shouldn't be considering making popcorn to sit back and enjoy the show, when someone somewhere got her finger hacked off... but it's actually starting to get interesting. I can't wait for the Law and Order ripped-from-the-headlines to show up.

Law and Order hasn't been cancelled yet?

First they elect Pope Palpatine, and now people are saying the Virgin Mary is a Cunt on a Wall... What next people?

The faithful scare me.

Yeah, my sister showed me the Mary thing. It's totally a pussy. Even my mom thought so.

"Authorities would not provide details until a news conference Friday in San Jose, Calif. — the city where Ayala claimed she bit down on the finger in a mouthful of her steamy stew."

"A mouthful of her steamy stew"???? That line is somehow worse than all the stories when the finger was believed to be, um, naturally there.

I really wish someone would go to that overpass and, pretending they had no idea what was going on, loudly ask "Why are people leaving gifts for grafitti of a cunt?"

(Seriously. How is anyone not seeing labia?)

I really wish someone would go to that overpass and, pretending they had no idea what was going on, loudly ask "Why are people leaving gifts for grafitti of a cunt?"

(Seriously. How is anyone not seeing labia?)

Oh, thank goodness it's not just my dirty mind. That was my first thought when I saw it. (And it reminded me of this ancient cave art thing, but I can't remember many details. There were cracks and stains on a wall, that made it look like a labia, and the ancient peoples painted one around it to make it more detailed, and somethingorother, anyway, it looked just like that.)

I wouldn't be suprised if the next article about the Wendy's lady included the phrase 'broke into the morgue at 1 a.m. with a hacksaw'

That's exactly my problem with the whole thing - if the lady did it, which it appears she did - where did she get the finger? Does she just have those lying around? Does she have some sort fo vendetta against Wendy's for some reason? Does she have any recently deseased relatives they can check the digits of?

It's all too freaky for me and disturbing for me.

Someone needs to assign Benson and Stabler to the case, pronto.

My reaction to the picture of Routh? "That is Superman. This is Superman. This is our Superman. Our generation has its Superman."

I thought that the stain looked like that evil girl from The Ring. Incidentally, I just saw a bumper sticker encouraging people to vote for someone named Samara. Sadly, I don't think that it was the same one.

Faithful see the Virgin Mary in a salt stain under an overpass. Meanwhile, having seen the picture of it, I saw a clitoris.

Sometimes you absolutely slay me! Almost literally this time as I had just stuffed an animal cracker into my mouth.

I refuse to be swayed by any yumminess. I remember when Brandon Routh was on my soap; the producers could have replaced him with a cardboard standee and piped in his dialouge, and I wouldn't have known the difference. Wooden isn't even the word.

Is Hugh Laurie still playing Perry White? That's something I'd pay to see.

The only reason I'm allowing myself to savor the pretty is because I'm already pretty sure with him, Kate Bosworth, and Kevin Spacey in the cast that I'm not going to like it. But look, a guy who can fit into the tights, as silly as they look on anybody. :)

And they replaced Hugh Laurie with ... well, can't remember who with and can't really check right now because I'm at work and kinda busy right, but his commitment to House meant he couldn't do it.

They decided to start filming House season 2 early, to start it off in August, and beat the other shows, to get some buzz for it. So no Hugh in Superman. Perry will now be played by Frank Langella, which works for me, too.

Faithful see the Virgin Mary in a salt stain under an overpass. Meanwhile, having seen the picture of it, I saw a clitoris. The faithful really worry me sometimes.

The faithful worry you?

And, oh my god, it totally looks like the patron saint of mexico. so there. or, whatever. it looks like the virgin guadelupe!

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