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OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Meanwhile, you'll notice *I* don't have a movie deal. (And I don't have to say something like that even in jest, because suddenly I'm tempted to dig up my Movie Magic Screenwriter and start plotting and NO.) And does that woman ever take a picture that doesn't make her look like a startled baby ostrich?

In other news, OW. My fucking back. I hope they don't think I'm going to carry anything heavy today, because I can assure you, the answer to that request would be a resounding, "NO!" today.

Countdown: About twenty-four hours or so until I have to spend the day with my parents. Not that I mind -- I don't, really, considering it's only taken me two whole years to get them to come and visit here -- but if it weren't a day wasted during the two weeks I have to finish my

xmmficathon story, that'd be really nice. *sigh*

In summation: No, I'm not in a good mood this morning. Why do you ask?

Hmph. I need a McGriddle again.

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I swear, I hope for her part they can find a decent enough actress with a severe thyroid condition.

My guess is she's not going to be donating the proceeds to the Center for Missing and Exploited Children. She should be forced to.

And does that woman ever take a picture that doesn't make her look like a startled baby ostrich?
Strange, my impression was that the baby ostrich startled her... by sticking its head up her ass.....
I need more sleep..... (deleted and redone for a typo)

One of the guys on my morning show made a comment about starting a class action lawsuit against her for time time that people and businesses in the Atlanta area lost.

That way any money she get they'd win and donate to charity

I'm mentally casting Sean Young in the role. I think she could pull off the crazy eyes.

random hugs of doom

That whole movie thing is rediculous

This whole saga is one big *facepalm*. It's sort of reminding me of how Monica Lewinsky was totally the fad celebrity after the Clinton witchhunt.

Heh. Ahhhh yes, the ficathon story. I'm definitely writing that, not squirming about my lack of ideas and time or anything.

(By the way, hi! This would seem to be my first official comment.)

Hee. Hi! *waves*

I have no problem with lack of ideas for the ficathon story -- I'm having more of a problem of too many ideas all at once. If I had more time, it'd quickly turn into the longest XMM story EVER. (I've already hacked it in half and the second part's now going to become a sequel later on hopefully. I don't know whether to spazz that I have so much story to work with or spazz that I won't finish in time. Either way ... *flails*)

Damn. You had to add that last bit when I suddenly think about being hungry, hunh?

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