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[apocalypsos]

It's official. Due to the general atmosphere I don't doubt for a minute everybody on this friends list is sludging through in real life, you all need to get laid. Very, very laid.

And with that in mind ...

*user pounces on her friends list and shags away, careful not to mess up hairdos, makeup and outfits and making sure to finish it off by passing out chocolates and winning lottery tickets and Orlando Blooms and Angelina Jolies of your choosing*

Comments

[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

You know, until I met you I never cheated on any of my partners.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Oooh. I can do that.

Do I have to pick? Because the Orlando/Angelina tossup is a hard one.

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

::lights cigarette::

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

*eats chocolates very carefully*

*passes around smokes for others*

[ampersand.livejournal.com]

*gets messed up anyway and enjoys it*

... was it good for you? yum!

[opaleyes.livejournal.com]

Mmmm chocolates!

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

...you messed up my hair. Again.
Was it good for you? *glomps Jolie*

[neaf.livejournal.com]

*stretches and sighs* that was refreshing :)

am I the only one who lit her Orlando instead of her cigarette in a post-coital daze?

yes?

aw.

*good* mental picture

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

Can I haave both Angelina Jolie and</> Orlando Bloom. Covered in chocolate sauce. Please? Smokes to everybody afterwards.