I was going to call off with a personal day today anyway just for the hell of it, and for some stupid reason I woke up too sore to move. I mean, to the point where I had to pop an Advil to walk into the kitchen. OW. I don't know what the hell I did to myself, but I don't think my muscles are supposed to throb like this.

I propose an experiment... post in your journal that you are going to call off of work because you won the lottery... see if it works.