Fine, I'll tell you where the microfilm is, but you'll never find out the location of the treasure!

[apocalypsos]

So, let's see.

First I was almost late for work because I was trying to cheer myself up by finishing a fic and didn't even get to finish editing it before I had to run out the door.

Then work SUCKED. Everything that could go wrong did, and yet again, they somehow talked me into taking more overtime.

Then I came home fully prepared to take out my garbage -- why I make jambalaya when it makes my garbage smell TERRIBLE after only a few hours, I'll never know -- only to trip off my front stoop and stumble so far I slammed my left shoulder into the road. And now it hurts.

That's it. I surrender.

*holds hands high*

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[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

I can't top that, but...

I was in a shop the other day, looking at DVDs, when this little girl walks up to me, we chat for a little, before she mentions that she has new shoes. I look at her shoes. "They've got fairies on them," she says.

All I can see is pretty flowers, so I'm like yeah. She she must be pretending the flowers are the fairies.

"Are they hiding in the flowers?" I ask.

She looks at me like I've got two heads. "Don't be stupid. Everybody knows fairies are invisible."

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[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

*shnortle*