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apocalypsos) wrote2006-12-30 11:53 pm
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OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
First my MP3 player wouldn't work, and then my tire went flat.
Now my toilet has just overflowed, and I don't have a plunger.
*headdesk*
Seriously, someone's fucking with me, right? Nobody could possibly have luck this bad. Right?!
*headdesks some more*
Now my toilet has just overflowed, and I don't have a plunger.
*headdesk*
Seriously, someone's fucking with me, right? Nobody could possibly have luck this bad. Right?!
*headdesks some more*
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*pets you*
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Is it tomorrow yet? Because tomorrow night there can be drinking and I will totally appreciate it.
*checks clock*
YES, YES IT IS. *waits impatiently for tonight to get here*
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here! look at tiny waving his arms for you!
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:( Good luck.
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/baaaaaad joke
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If your luck doesn't change; you could try sacrificing your first born to appease the gods. Of course, you'll need a first born for that; so it's a long term solution at best.