apocalypsos: (headdesk)
tatty bojangles ([personal profile] apocalypsos) wrote2006-12-30 11:53 pm

OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

First my MP3 player wouldn't work, and then my tire went flat.

Now my toilet has just overflowed, and I don't have a plunger.

*headdesk*

Seriously, someone's fucking with me, right? Nobody could possibly have luck this bad. Right?!

*headdesks some more*

[identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Baby, believe when I tell you that I can sympathize as few people on this planet can.

*pets you*

[identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs you*

Is it tomorrow yet? Because tomorrow night there can be drinking and I will totally appreciate it.

*checks clock*

YES, YES IT IS. *waits impatiently for tonight to get here*

[identity profile] lyra-wing.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it's all the bad karma of 2006 releasing itself to make way for a nice 2007? :)

[identity profile] wrenlet.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I was about to say, 2006 is taking some SERIOUS potshots at people on its way out the door. *sics Dean on it*

[identity profile] lyra-wing.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

[identity profile] sassy.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That's my thought - can't wait for 2007!

[identity profile] expastic.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
You musta broke a mirror or something. *hugs*

here! look at tiny waving his arms for you!

[identity profile] antonioooo.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
When stuff like that happens...I just stop and look around for the camera men to come out and tell me my life is being video taped and NO my luck is not as bad as it's seems...it's just the "mysterious" producers fuckin' with me. So my suggestions...look for hidden microphones. :-) (And I hope it wasn't poo-poo water...maybe just the second wave...with just the toilet paper)
abbylee: (Default)

[personal profile] abbylee 2006-12-31 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Assuming that the clog is normal toilet-type waste, and if you leave the toilet alone, does the water level lower: Bring the water level back to normal, squirt in a bit of dish soap, wait 15 minutes, and flush.

:( Good luck.

[identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
It's Murphy, getting in as much badness as he possibly can before the new year. Seriously. It's, like, the law.

/baaaaaad joke

[identity profile] slashfairy.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
banner. !!!! -hugs-

[identity profile] robyn-ma.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It's The Trollprincess Show. If a Klieg light falls, you'll know for sure.

[identity profile] random-serious.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn!

[identity profile] scary-being-me.livejournal.com 2007-01-01 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Just think of how good life will be once your luck finally turns around! It has to happen soon, right?

If your luck doesn't change; you could try sacrificing your first born to appease the gods. Of course, you'll need a first born for that; so it's a long term solution at best.