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First my MP3 player wouldn't work, and then my tire went flat.

Now my toilet has just overflowed, and I don't have a plunger.

*headdesk*

Seriously, someone's fucking with me, right? Nobody could possibly have luck this bad. Right?!

*headdesks some more*

Date: 2006-12-31 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] researchgrrrl.livejournal.com
Baby, believe when I tell you that I can sympathize as few people on this planet can.

*pets you*

Date: 2006-12-31 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
*hugs you*

Is it tomorrow yet? Because tomorrow night there can be drinking and I will totally appreciate it.

*checks clock*

YES, YES IT IS. *waits impatiently for tonight to get here*

Date: 2006-12-31 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyra-wing.livejournal.com
Perhaps it's all the bad karma of 2006 releasing itself to make way for a nice 2007? :)

Date: 2006-12-31 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wrenlet.livejournal.com
I was about to say, 2006 is taking some SERIOUS potshots at people on its way out the door. *sics Dean on it*

Date: 2006-12-31 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyra-wing.livejournal.com
Seriously.

Date: 2006-12-31 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sassy.livejournal.com
That's my thought - can't wait for 2007!

Date: 2006-12-31 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expastic.livejournal.com
You musta broke a mirror or something. *hugs*

here! look at tiny waving his arms for you!

Date: 2006-12-31 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antonioooo.livejournal.com
When stuff like that happens...I just stop and look around for the camera men to come out and tell me my life is being video taped and NO my luck is not as bad as it's seems...it's just the "mysterious" producers fuckin' with me. So my suggestions...look for hidden microphones. :-) (And I hope it wasn't poo-poo water...maybe just the second wave...with just the toilet paper)

Date: 2006-12-31 05:34 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] abbylee
Assuming that the clog is normal toilet-type waste, and if you leave the toilet alone, does the water level lower: Bring the water level back to normal, squirt in a bit of dish soap, wait 15 minutes, and flush.

:( Good luck.

Date: 2006-12-31 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treelines.livejournal.com
It's Murphy, getting in as much badness as he possibly can before the new year. Seriously. It's, like, the law.

/baaaaaad joke

Date: 2006-12-31 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slashfairy.livejournal.com
banner. !!!! -hugs-

Date: 2006-12-31 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robyn-ma.livejournal.com
It's The Trollprincess Show. If a Klieg light falls, you'll know for sure.

Date: 2006-12-31 05:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-01-01 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scary-being-me.livejournal.com
Just think of how good life will be once your luck finally turns around! It has to happen soon, right?

If your luck doesn't change; you could try sacrificing your first born to appease the gods. Of course, you'll need a first born for that; so it's a long term solution at best.

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